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Lil Wanker
When your a teenager or Young adult and your babysitting your friends little brother, who is usually 13 or 14 in this case, and you come into his room and you catch him Wanking off to you. The babysitter is usually a Female when this occurs
Mother: How was my Little Angel?
Babysitter: I caught him being a Lil Wanker in his room jacking off to me
Babysitter: I caught him being a Lil Wanker in his room jacking off to me
Lil Wanker by Mr Hoe dim May 27, 2020
Related Words
Lil Wan • Lil Wang • Lil Wank • Lil Wanker • Dirty Lil Wanye • Wanna die a lil' bit • Lil'Wayne • lil pump • Lil' • lil jon
Dirty Lil Wanye
It is when you shove your dick deep up someone's nose and cum. Since your dick is in so deep, when you cum, it comes out her eyes in the form of tears. It's called the Dirty Lil Wanye because it will look like Little Wanye's tear drop tatoo around his eye.
Guy- Can I Dirty Lil Wanye you?
Chick- Hell no!
Guy- Come on, you will look just like Lil Wanye.
Chick- Damn, really? Ok.
Chick- Hell no!
Guy- Come on, you will look just like Lil Wanye.
Chick- Damn, really? Ok.
Dirty Lil Wanye by funny half nigga from Pelham July 15, 2011
Lil Wank
Person 1: you heard the hit song Robloz and Mines
Person 2: yeah the one with Lil Wank?
Person 1: it was the epic
Person 2: yeah the one with Lil Wank?
Person 1: it was the epic
Lil Wank by Danish Gamer 123 September 3, 2019
Lil Wang
Lil Wang by shadowogre May 23, 2020
Wanna die a lil' bit
1) A question proposed to a person who's goals are unclear with the purpose of finding out to what degree they would like to die.
2) A phrase used threateningly to discourage the intended person(s) from acting out any ideas they might have that you find disruptive or in anyway harmful. (spiritually, physically, mentally)
2) A phrase used threateningly to discourage the intended person(s) from acting out any ideas they might have that you find disruptive or in anyway harmful. (spiritually, physically, mentally)
Wanna die a lil' bit by Jim Balooshi II June 28, 2016
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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