Mocks

The mocks are a practice test that all Irish students in third and sixth year take for preparation for there junior/ leaving cert. it’s all a fucking waste of everyone’s time and puts too much stress on everyone.

Teacher: Now don’t worry, it’s only the mocks!

Unfortunately, all teachers say this but in reality, they will beat you if you don’t do well 🤙
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Mocks by Robzfee29 January 31, 2019

Mocks

someone who thinks is something
but actually is lower ranked then shit

you know this guy mocks,stabbed the bitch n covered him with rocks,

Mocks by MC D December 25, 2003

Pre-mocks nobrain 

A serious mental condition, when IB students seem to lose all sense of the world around them. Can occur at any time before mock examinations and can last for looong periods. Also includes hysterical laughing or sudden sobbing.

"What are those students laughing at"
"They are laughing at a picture of Lenin holding Stalin as Virgin Mary does Jesus."
"...Why exactly?"
"I dunno. Probably pre-mocks nobrain."

Pre-mocks nobrain by Ayolandelena February 1, 2021

Year 10 mocks 

Please kill me

I have my Year 10 mocks tomorrow

Year 10 mocks by Paragon98X March 21, 2022

Mock pack 

An action performed by massive nerds, often named Shane.

Shane: I think we should do a mock pack, Alyssa
Alyssa: fml
Shane: I really want to be the best packed person on the airplane that way I get a golden star, I want to do a mock pack followed by a mock car trip to the airport followed by a mock boarding of a mock plane. I am a fag also by the way

Mock pack by Shanesgoodlookingbrotherinlaw May 16, 2019

mockdocdouchologist

individual that dispenses medical advice despite a lack of any formal medical training. diagnosis is typically less than favorable

mockdocdouchologist diagnosis-" Oh you have fatigue and chronic headaches? It's probably cancer. You should take an anti-depressant."

mockdocdouchologist by desert punk March 2, 2009

Bogadunya mockasunya chockachunya 

A Bogadunya mockasunya chockachunya is loosely based around the deity mockasunya..also known as Horus the cat

All hail! Bogadunya mockasunya chockachunya

Bogadunya mockasunya chockachunya by Punkrck1995 January 6, 2022