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Big dumb idiot that falls asleep on the bathroom while taking a shit
What a LikJoe
Likjoe by THISAINTDYLAN March 3, 2019
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liljoethegreat 

liljoethegreat is a god and godly at everything , up their with zuez and shit but better than all of them
Holy fuck is that liljoethegreat ,I've always wanted to see you irl
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Linjoema 

a life taking disease worse than aids and polio combined. It is given to unsuspecting people who do not realize what some carriers of this disease are doing. it is spread by the rubbing of ones weines with anothers and making auh noises. the symptoms are blood spraying out of the eyes, constant singing of Foamy songs, addiction to myspace, wet day dreams, sex addiction, insomnia, erectial disfunctions, monster energy addiction, becomming addicted to the twilight saga, random screaming, random laughing for no reason, laughing at fat people trying to exersize or dance, facinations of becomming the best stripper in the world, toe fungus, gay arms, fucking dogs, spanking immaginary monkeys, riding the short bus, becoming addicted to saying the word twat, random rolling on the floor gasping for air, corrupting people with ideas that they have dinner plate nipples, buffet nipples ,or any other meal of nipples. This disease can only be treated by giving oral sex to three vampire virgins on the 34th day of july.
auhh baby, i have to tell you something... i think i have Linjoema...you should get checked... do you still love me?
Linjoema by silly little white girl January 18, 2009
1)A 3 in the game of craps.
I need to roll a liljoe to win.
LILJOE by Joe Strange December 7, 2003

liljoejoe 

A LilJoeJoe is someone that has a small “joe joe” and is worthless asf and contributes nothing to society so they should just hurry up and kts
Yo John is such a LilJoeJoe
liljoejoe by cheeeeehooooo June 21, 2020
As it is also mentioned on this dictionary as a line from an ice cube song, from the song, It was a good day. when he is describing a dice game where he is on fire hitting 7, 11's mainly and even back do liljoe. lil joe means rolling a 4. winning by rolling his point which is kinda hard to do.
Pot was hella full. i rolled a liljoe and took my money and left.
liljoe by Stayflo24 June 18, 2021
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