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lick dick 

the physical act of producing sexual gratification on a male individual by using a tongue to create frictional contact over the penis. Sensitive pressure receptors in the penial skin produce singals that result in an euphoric sensation. This may lead to orgasm.
You have to lick dick if you want to be camp as a row of pink tents
lick dick by tonywashere April 5, 2011
Words you can keep

Lick dick 

It’s when you lick the dick as you give a blow job
I gave my dad a lick dick and he said it was the best🍑👀

Lick dick l'amor 

Fictional cowboy character who rides e range giving indescriminate head to every willing cowboy he meets hence by extension anyone who engages in this practice
I met this woman at a lake party this weekend.shes a real lick dick l'amor ya know?

lick dick day

January 24th is international lick dick day, so better get yo mouth on that garden hose
bitch succ my dick because its lick dick day
lick dick day by nfds;lfjl October 15, 2019

Fuck shit cock lick dick faggot whore

This something you say when you are angry, sad, happy, horny or incredibly drunk. However, it is also satisfying to spew these words in rapid succession while you are driving for no particular reason other than you are bored and need conversation.
Driving down an open empty road and there is nothing good on the radio and you are alone.

FUCK SHIT COCK LICK DICK FAGGOT WHORE!!!!

lick a dick

translates as 'thank you for your opinion but your input is no longer required'
1st "I reckon George Bush is a really great guy"
2nd "Go lick a dick."
lick a dick by Striker June 25, 2004

dick lick 

one (usually male) who is something of an asshole who enjoys self-gratification at the expense of others.
dude: so whats up
asshole: you are gay
dude: f off dick lick
dick lick by Kais June 28, 2004
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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