Letourneau'd 

Named for the founder of the Sarasota Storm Triathlon Club (SSTC) John Letourneau to describe the feeling of anxiety, uneasiness and/or concern an athlete gets after they have been convinced to sign up for a triathlon or other athletic event they had little to no intention of doing.

Generally this condition arises after numerous alcoholic beverages are consumed amongst fellow triathltes and stories are told of how great it is to participate in these races. For some unknown reason (maybe the alcohol?), you find yourself registering for races you never thought you were capable of finishing!

Athlete # 1 to Athlete #2: "Dude, you look awful, what's going on?"

#2 to #1: "I've been Letourneau'd. I can't believe I just signed up for Ironman Florida and somehow thought it was a good idea. What the hell was I thinking?"

Letourneau'd by sharkstriguy December 29, 2010

Letourneau 

a beautiful french last name that means black bird (NOT IN ANY WAY RELATED TO MARY KAY LETOURNEAU-LETOURNEAU IS HER HUSBANDS LAST NAME!)

Odie: "hey jen"
Jen: "yeah?"
Odie: "i like the french!"
Jen: "thanks!"

Letourneau by DQIT and WIAAN April 30, 2005

Jamie Letourneau 

A person who believes himself to be a DJ at JoeFM and also believes himself to be an AIM Mod. He lives in Edmonton, Alberta and has terriable grammar and tends to luiz much of the time.

Person: Jamie Lerourneau ^+^
Jamie: person ^+^
Jamie: I almost twisted my ankle today
Jamie: and almost sprained it
Jamie: was so close

Jamie Letourneau by Swarsfanatic April 22, 2005

letourneau 

n.)

1. an incredibly attractive teacher that all the heterosexual guys would like to pork

v.)

2. to engage in sexual intercourse with a teacher

1. Holy shit dude, Ms. Mitchell is a total letourneau

2. I'd like to letourneau Ms. Applegate.

letourneau by Ruth Bader Ginsberg October 23, 2004

letourneau 

adj, to easily fall for something from a forum, including clicking on goatse links, and looking for the definition of letourneau

you went here because kane asked you to look it up you silly letourneau fool

letourneau by HoboPeeingSwiftly August 22, 2004

LeTourneautive 

A different-from-da-conventional-approach to business and religion, brainstormed by earthmoving-equipment magnate Robert Gilmour.

One should always consider all LeTourneautives before proceeding with potentially-controversial actions or policies.

LeTourneautive by QuacksO March 20, 2021