Named for the founder of the Sarasota Storm Triathlon Club (SSTC) John Letourneau to describe the feeling of anxiety, uneasiness and/or concern an athlete gets after they have been convinced to sign up for a triathlon or other athletic event they had little to no intention of doing.

Generally this condition arises after numerous alcoholic beverages are consumed amongst fellow triathltes and stories are told of how great it is to participate in these races. For some unknown reason (maybe the alcohol?), you find yourself registering for races you never thought you were capable of finishing!

Athlete # 1 to Athlete #2: "Dude, you look awful, what's going on?"

#2 to #1: "I've been Letourneau'd. I can't believe I just signed up for Ironman Florida and somehow thought it was a good idea. What the hell was I thinking?"

Letourneau'd by sharkstriguy December 29, 2010

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Letourneau

a beautiful french last name that means black bird (NOT IN ANY WAY RELATED TO MARY KAY LETOURNEAU-LETOURNEAU IS HER HUSBANDS LAST NAME!)

Odie: "hey jen"
Jen: "yeah?"
Odie: "i like the french!"
Jen: "thanks!"

Letourneau by DQIT and WIAAN April 30, 2005

Jamie Letourneau

A person who believes himself to be a DJ at JoeFM and also believes himself to be an AIM Mod. He lives in Edmonton, Alberta and has terriable grammar and tends to luiz much of the time.

Person: Jamie Lerourneau ^+^
Jamie: person ^+^
Jamie: I almost twisted my ankle today
Jamie: and almost sprained it
Jamie: was so close

Jamie Letourneau by Swarsfanatic April 22, 2005

letourneau

n.)

1. an incredibly attractive teacher that all the heterosexual guys would like to pork

v.)

2. to engage in sexual intercourse with a teacher

1. Holy shit dude, Ms. Mitchell is a total letourneau

2. I'd like to letourneau Ms. Applegate.

letourneau by Ruth Bader Ginsberg October 23, 2004

letourneau

adj, to easily fall for something from a forum, including clicking on goatse links, and looking for the definition of letourneau

you went here because kane asked you to look it up you silly letourneau fool

letourneau by HoboPeeingSwiftly August 22, 2004

LeTourneautive

A different-from-da-conventional-approach to business and religion, brainstormed by earthmoving-equipment magnate Robert Gilmour.

One should always consider all LeTourneautives before proceeding with potentially-controversial actions or policies.

LeTourneautive by QuacksO March 20, 2021

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026