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Leonia Middle School 

Originally a place where only 6th-8th graders souls would be tormented, but recently opened up so that 5th graders could experience the pain too.

the middle school is actually a cult where the lms core values are worshipped above all things on earth

we gotcha local 50% asians, drug abusers, and expired milk. come to lms today so that you can go on the bus and enjoy the cafeteria ladies yelling at you for standing up.
Principal: "You have lost RESPECT for the LMS CORE VALUES! You need to integrate responsibility, respect, perseverance, integrity, and community in your lives, and this is why we are spending time here, giving a speech no one will care about, and taking your gym time away."

Leonia victim #1: "Dude Leonia Middle School sucks"

Leonia victim #2: "I found mold in my taco yesterday"
A one-square mile town that nobody knows about because by the time you finish asking what town you are in, your already leaving.This town is very boring, and has absolutely nothing to do in it. The most fun kids can find is hanging out at the Dunkin Donuts, and going to the park. Most older people like it because it is a "quiet town"
Leonia is possibly the smallest and most boring town ever.
Leonia by boredperson<33 September 28, 2005

Letonian 

Leto-like or of Leto. Descriptive used of expressions, gestures, styles, or body parts definitively belonging to Jared Leto, or are representative of him.
I'd recognize those Letonian eyes anywhere!

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He shot me a Letonian glance

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That pomegranate marshawk is so Letonian
Letonian by @marsdiable July 3, 2011

lesbonia 

A magical place where lesbians can roam free and not be judged by men when working out at Curves. There are fields of strap-ons and magical dildos. Mountains of soft-ball bats signed by Rosie O'Donnell. There is no need to shave and hair cuts above the shoulders are mandatory. As well as wife beaters and gym shorts. With state of the art penis terminating systems.

*DISCLAIMER*
this is not to be mistaken for Los Angeles
Man 1-"Have you seen Carol lately."
Man 2-"No I heard she went to Lesbonia."
Man 1-"Want to go make fun of women at Curves."
Man 2-"Hell yeah!!!"
lesbonia by Dr. Dew February 4, 2008
My family is Lebanese." "Oh so they come from Lebonia?
Lebonia by Leboner July 8, 2011
A smart and tall girl. Known but not popular and is not related with lasagna at all. Has a pretty smart mouth and speaks her mind.
Person A: hey isn't that Lesania I think her name is?

Person B: yeah I think so.
lesania by Pugicorn87 May 17, 2018