lesbonia

A magical place where lesbians can roam free and not be judged by men when working out at Curves. There are fields of strap-ons and magical dildos. Mountains of soft-ball bats signed by Rosie O'Donnell. There is no need to shave and hair cuts above the shoulders are mandatory. As well as wife beaters and gym shorts. With state of the art penis terminating systems.

*DISCLAIMER*
this is not to be mistaken for Los Angeles

Man 1-"Have you seen Carol lately."
Man 2-"No I heard she went to Lesbonia."
Man 1-"Want to go make fun of women at Curves."
Man 2-"Hell yeah!!!"

by Dr. Dew February 4, 2008

lesbonip

The nipple of a lesbian female.

Jim: Yo Steve did you see Cara's lesbonip at the party last night?

Steve: Yea man that shit was disgusting.

by Damnit charlie, youre retarded August 25, 2011

lesbania

Lesbania is also known as the native country in which lesbians come from.

You're a lesbian?

You must be from lesbania right?

Right!

by Kaitlin thorn November 1, 2015

Lesbonics

The language that Lesbians use when they are talking to each other.

The all girl school offers a class in Lesbonics.

by wino joe May 6, 2003

ur grandad lesbonad

Worse that ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny all combined.

Ur grandad lesbonad: can be used as a roast capable of inhialating entire solar systems and galaxies.

For example.

Friend: "ur granny tranny"

Me: "ur grandad lesbonad"

Friend: *implodes into a black hole, swallowing the entire planet along with the entire solar system leaving only me to endlessly screech on victory*

Me: (Is all alone now) REEEEEEEE

by The_meme_vult42091169 March 15, 2018

Lesbonista

A straight girl who hangs with lesbians, has lesbian bff's, and parties with lesbians. She drags her lesbian friends to straight bars so she can do eye exercises on hot guys, but can also bring down the house at the lesbian bar and not be turned on in the least by all of the femme fatales around her.

At a hip mixed lesbian bar in LA:

Bev: Who's the fun-loving hottie?

Yvette: She's a friend of Vi's, but she's a lesbonista!

Bev: Damn, why is it that all the gorgeous, fun women are straight?

by Lovin' Livin' May 19, 2011

lesbosian

Someone from the Greek island of Lesbos.

Rhodesian, Cretan, Lesbosian... it's all good!

We're sleek, we're Greek -- get used to it!

by rapmasta April 29, 2004