Originally a place where only 6th-8th graders souls would be tormented, but recently opened up so that 5th graders could experience the pain too.
the
middle school is actually a cult where the lms core values are worshipped above all things on
earthwe gotcha
local 50% asians, drug abusers, and expired milk. come to lms today so that you can go on the bus and enjoy the cafeteria ladies yelling at you for standing up.
Principal: "You have lost
RESPECT for the LMS CORE VALUES! You need to integrate responsibility, respect, perseverance, integrity, and community in your lives, and this is why we are spending time here, giving a speech no one
will care about, and taking your gym time away."
Leonia victim #1: "Dude Leonia
Middle School sucks"
Leonia victim #2: "I found mold in my taco yesterday"