Lesmon 

Lesmon is a genius when it comes to academics. He has good leadership skills and can speak publicly with confidence. He is very friendly, outgoing, and approachable. However, do not be fooled by this personality of his since hidden behind his friendliness is a huge pervert who is always down to fuck with the girls. He is not sensitive with the way he acts and often makes the women around him uncomfortable. He is not good at working in groups and is seen as lazy to an extent by his coworkers.

Sentence 1: Oh no, Lesmon got transferred to our department
Sentence 2: Pray that we dont get Lesmon as our boss

Lesmon by imsowittyaf November 28, 2021

lemon pepper wet wings 

lemon pepper wet wings — A delicious food you can eat in Atlanta if you don’t care about your blood sugar, cholesterol, or longevity.

A recipe:

1) Dry the wings in a refrigerator over night for extra crispiness when fried.

2) Prepare the spice:

Lemon zest from six lemons

Orange zest from two oranges

The pressed garlic from one whole clove of garlic

Three grated onions: one purple; one white, and one yellow.

Dry the wet ingredients in a cast iron skillet and finished them in an oven on a low temperature on parchment paper before grinding them with the dried spices.

Cumin seeds

Coriander seeds (equal to the amount of cumin seeds you use)

cardamom seeds

Mustard seeds

Whole peppercorn mix hand ground with a small amount of sea salt

Grind ingredients together in a spice mill

clarified butter

Warm the clarified butter mixed with some olive oil. When it is heated, add the spice mix and allow the fragrances to come up. Here some people also add rock candy sugar, or jaggery and Indian ingredient until caramelized to sweeten the spice mixture.

Add the fried wings to this mixture hot from the fryer and toss them until the wings are evenly coated.

Be careful because if you eat these too often you will definitely get “the arthur, the pressure, AND the sugar”.

Maaaaaaaaaaan Buffalo Wings ain’t SHIT! My standard for wings is Atlanta Lemon Pepper Wet Wings.

lemon pepper wet wings by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 13, 2023

The Law of the Lemon 

The Law of the Lemon — The first law and the first proof of the existence of sympathetic magic. This is an especially powerful illustration to use on a person who claims that magic doesn’t exist; that free will can overcome anything, and that magic will not work on them.

Have that person engage all five senses in the visualization of a lemon imagining every quality a lemon possesses. Infuse this memory with pleasant and unpleasant experiences that they associate with lemons. When the visualization becomes firm tell them to bite the lemon. At this point most people will experience a bitter taste in their mouth and they will salivate even though no actual lemon is there.

If the person does not salivate, you have unmasked a more powerful magician than you are.

Mess around and find out.

The first proof of sympathetic magic is The Law of the Lemon: if you engage the five senses in the visualization of a lemon and deeply imagine it’s smell, color, texture, and the sound of your hand sliding over the lemon you will salivate and experience a bitter taste in your mouth if I tell you to bite into the lemon once the visualization is well established.

Mess around and find out.

If you understand this law well, you can even curse someone’s balls and make their babies crosseyed.

The Law of the Lemon by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 15, 2023

Lemon Demon

A great artist that you should listen to if you're into weird-ish pop songs

Person: My favorite album from Lemon Demon is Spirit Phone.

Lemon Demon by MidoriWasHere January 3, 2021

lemon eyes

The sour look a lover gives you when they're feeling jealous or unsure of their status with you.

Lemon eyes you're mine, all mine: I bet you wanna walk away, run away, look away, turn away.

lemon eyes by MooseMassterMatt March 3, 2016

Don Lemon 

Verb, Greek
To provide alcohol to mentally challenged minors with intent to sexually abuse.

“Had a late night with the scouts. Totally had to Don Lemon those two slow boys.”

Don Lemon by Dbag Jones January 11, 2022

The Sour Don Lemon

A man puts his hand down the front of his own shorts, and vigorously rubbed his genitalia, removes his hand and shoved his index and middle fingers into another persons nostrils and under the nose area.
While intensely pushing his fingers against the persons face under the nose, forcing their head to thrust backward while repeatedly asking the victim ‘Do you like pussy or dick?’ While saying this, Mr. Lemon continued to shove his fingers into the persons face with aggression and hostility.”

Someone at the bar last night received the Sour Don Lemon and didn’t like it.

The Sour Don Lemon by Gatorshark88 September 28, 2021