Lesbotism

Giving hiring or promotion preference to fellow eaters of the bushy bowl.

Suze Orman got a job as a shill for the FDIC. Look at FDIC Chairman Sheila Bair and tell me that's not a case of Lesbotism.

by DD Sanchez March 22, 2009

lesbotically challenged

a term for when a closeted gay woman cannot bring herself to act on her desires

My aunt said that she stopped being lesbotically challenged when she skipped school one day and went to see “Thelma and Louise” – where she realized “Something crossed-over inside her, and she couldn't go back.”

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 18, 2013

lesbozism

a term used for female-on-female homosexuality, used by the elderly who are uncomfortable with the idea. practitioners of lesbozism are known as lesbazoos.

i had to work very hard to be open with my daughter about her, um, lesbozism.

by Mr. Whim April 4, 2009

Lesbanism

A lesbian ; woman sexually attracted to another woman

The act of being lesbian

Woman 1: I think I am attracted to you
Woman 2: You lesbanism

by arab a rab March 4, 2009

lesbotics

The art and practice of lesbianism.

Dude, you should have seen Tammy and Candy last night pashing, they were getting into some heavy lesbotics.

by JiminyCricket101 June 13, 2007

Lesbonista

A straight girl who hangs with lesbians, has lesbian bff's, and parties with lesbians. She drags her lesbian friends to straight bars so she can do eye exercises on hot guys, but can also bring down the house at the lesbian bar and not be turned on in the least by all of the femme fatales around her.

At a hip mixed lesbian bar in LA:

Bev: Who's the fun-loving hottie?

Yvette: She's a friend of Vi's, but she's a lesbonista!

Bev: Damn, why is it that all the gorgeous, fun women are straight?

by Lovin' Livin' May 19, 2011

Lesbotomy

When a female finds another female extremely attractive to the point of an inability to function.

Sarah Paulson is so hot, she gives me a lesbotomy

by puninator October 1, 2020