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Lesbisexual 

Being bisexual, but more attracted to females.
I'm Lesbisexual because in attracted to both male and female genders, but more into females.
Lesbisexual by Livinglesbianmeme November 9, 2017

Lesbimen 

1. 2 gay dudes who dress up as women and/or who have had sex changes ie: breast implants or penis removed or not removed it really does not matter in this case. They pretend to be women to be attracted to each other but cannot replicate by natural means.

2. Mentally ill men who pretend to be women but who also date other men who pretend to be women.

3. Gay men who can be transvestites who have sex with other men who are also transvestites.
1st bro: Duuuude, do you see those 2 dudes who had sex change operations?

2nd bro: Yeah man, in Australia we call them 'Shielas'.
1st bro: Who in their right mind dresses up as a chick and then chases another dude dressed up as a chick?
2nd bro: A Lesbimen does!!! That shit is whack, sick and goes against God's word. Remember the first pride celebration?
1st bro: Yeah man, but there was 2 actually, God hosted them, we called them 'sodom' and 'gomorrah'!
2nd bro: Count me out bro, never dating a lesbimen, I only go for REAL WOMEN!
Lesbimen by Wise White Man September 29, 2023

Lesbiflexible 

A woman who considers herself a lesbian, but who can occasionally be attracted to a man.
Christina: OMG! That guy is HOT!
Allison: What? I thought you were a lesbian. Are you, like, bi now or something?
Christina: No I'm lesbiflexible!
Lesbiflexible by arianne! August 16, 2010

Lesbosexual

A lesbosexual is someone who is attracted exclusively to lesbians. This person can be male or female. Generally lesbosexual males are guys who have a thing for women whom they can't have. Lesbosexual females are just lesbians who don't like straight girls.
Dude I think I'm lesbosexual, girls keep telling me they are lesbians when I ask them out!
Lesbosexual by Derosian November 4, 2008
When one female gives another female a genuine compliment.
Ashlee gave Megan a lesbiment today by stating that she loved her hair style and that her shoes were absolutely amazing.
Lesbiment by JRod September 19, 2012

lesbidextrous 

Quimen gifted with the ability to perform lesbionics or other sex acts with either or both hands.
- Bummer that your woman hurt her hand playing hockey.
- It doesn't matter, she's lesbidextrous.
lesbidextrous by scate May 22, 2006
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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