Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Lesbanism 

A lesbian ; woman sexually attracted to another woman

The act of being lesbian
Woman 1: I think I am attracted to you
Woman 2: You lesbanism
Lesbanism by arab a rab March 4, 2009

Lesbonista 

A straight girl who hangs with lesbians, has lesbian bff's, and parties with lesbians. She drags her lesbian friends to straight bars so she can do eye exercises on hot guys, but can also bring down the house at the lesbian bar and not be turned on in the least by all of the femme fatales around her.
At a hip mixed lesbian bar in LA:

Bev: Who's the fun-loving hottie?

Yvette: She's a friend of Vi's, but she's a lesbonista!

Bev: Damn, why is it that all the gorgeous, fun women are straight?
Lesbonista by Lovin' Livin' May 19, 2011

lesbonim 

A dirty, dirty lesbian. An offensive way to describe someone (female) who is of the lesbian persuasion.
Man that Louise is such a lesbonim. She acts straight but its clear to us all.
lesbonim by Matty Butts January 11, 2008

Chronic lesbosishaletosis 

Really bad lesbian morning after breath.
I ran into what's her butt, and the Chronic Lesbosishaletosis had not improved- basic hygiene was obviously set aside weeks ago.

Lesbotism 

Giving hiring or promotion preference to fellow eaters of the bushy bowl.
Suze Orman got a job as a shill for the FDIC. Look at FDIC Chairman Sheila Bair and tell me that's not a case of Lesbotism.
Lesbotism by DD Sanchez March 22, 2009

Lesbismex 

A combination of the two words lesbian and smex (also known as sex).

Lesbismex is sex between two women.
She's into lesbismex.
Lesbismex by Inisen January 25, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
Load more