Lesbonista

A straight girl who hangs with lesbians, has lesbian bff's, and parties with lesbians. She drags her lesbian friends to straight bars so she can do eye exercises on hot guys, but can also bring down the house at the lesbian bar and not be turned on in the least by all of the femme fatales around her.

At a hip mixed lesbian bar in LA:

Bev: Who's the fun-loving hottie?

Yvette: She's a friend of Vi's, but she's a lesbonista!

Bev: Damn, why is it that all the gorgeous, fun women are straight?

Lesbonista by Lovin' Livin' May 19, 2011

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Lesbionista

A derogatory term used describe a person who you think is a lesbian when the clearly are not.

Girl: "that guy is such a lesbionista!"

Boy: "yea, but you know he's not really a lesbian"

Lesbionista by Skarrett June 10, 2011

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Lesbonista • Lesbionista • Lesbolisian • lesbolita • lesbonia • Chronic lesbosishaletosis

lesbonia

A magical place where lesbians can roam free and not be judged by men when working out at Curves. There are fields of strap-ons and magical dildos. Mountains of soft-ball bats signed by Rosie O'Donnell. There is no need to shave and hair cuts above the shoulders are mandatory. As well as wife beaters and gym shorts. With state of the art penis terminating systems.

*DISCLAIMER*
this is not to be mistaken for Los Angeles

Man 1-"Have you seen Carol lately."
Man 2-"No I heard she went to Lesbonia."
Man 1-"Want to go make fun of women at Curves."
Man 2-"Hell yeah!!!"

lesbonia by Dr. Dew February 4, 2008

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lesbolita

Young lesbians, especially those who are attracted by older women.

This lesbolita was hitting on me at the party, but I had to tell her no because she is way too young for me and I gave up on women after I graduated college.

lesbolita by urlnotfound August 11, 2010