Lesbititian

A lesbian that lies about her sexuality.
Rhymes with politician because they lie too.

- Is she lesbian?
- No man, she's a lesbititian.
- That bitch!

Lesbititian by nikki7 April 24, 2020

lesbitarian 

a bookish, often bespectacled member of the flat-shoe wearing community. May be confused with a heterosexual, dowdy female

Look at the girl with the books, do you reckon she's a lesbitarian?

lesbitarian by nathdogg September 24, 2003

Lesbitarian 

A vegetarian lesbian

I like the bean curd at that Lesbitarian restaurant.

Lesbitarian by Pykey3174 November 8, 2008

lesbiterian 

A woman who's life is dedicated to same sex partnerships and who's faith is so strong she cannot be swayed to enter into a straight relationship.

- Dude, that chick over there is hot.
- Don't bother bro, you have no chance. She's a lesbiterian.

lesbiterian by DarkHouse December 26, 2007

lesbitarian 

one who eats lesbians, specifically those who have never once had a live man's penis inside of her.

No Tanya, I will not put on my muff-diving goggles. You used to have a boyfriend. I'm lesbitarian.

lesbitarian by Sally Simpkins December 2, 2010

Lesbiterian 

Someone who is a lesbian and a vegetarian

She is a Lesbiterian

Lesbiterian by Framie December 15, 2019

lesbitarian 

Joking name for Unitarians. This "religion" is split evenly by gender, but their actions embody the lesbian spirit. Churchgoers roll up in their Subaru/Volvo wagons wearing flannel after eating large bowls of granola.

Their social action furthers the justification for "Lesbitarian". They are more than tolerant of sexual deviants, and in fact encourage it in the name of freedom and diversity.

Where is that flotilla of station wagons full of flannel shirt-wearers going?

They're late for Lesbitarian church.

lesbitarian by TreeWeezel September 2, 2011