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Lesbianocity

The degree to which one is a lesbian.
Sara was a moderate lesbian, she had a lesbianocity of 7.
Lesbianocity by Kaiser Divus October 14, 2007

lesbianitis 

An acute condition in which a straight girl turns lesbian. This condition can last from several days to several years but will resolve spontaneously on its own; no intervention required.
"Did Mary really leave Jane for a man? Weren't they together for almost 10 years?"

"Ya, turns out Mary just had a really long case of lesbianitis."
lesbianitis by yquinn October 27, 2007

lesbiannosesexual 

lesbiannosesexual is when you would only like females but theres one or two people who don't identify as a female that you like and you refuse to be bisexual and like their nose so much that you wouldn't mind being in a relationship with them/want to be in a relationship with them and possibly become sexual.
Lewis has a really nice nose and has me feeling lesbiannosesexual
lesbiannosesexual by sarahhd November 29, 2020

lesbatosis

Condition wherein a reasonably attractive young, heterosexual female either pretends to be or genuinely believes herself to be a lesbian. Condition usually manifests during college and disappears not long after graduation.
Sharon's lesbatosis made her a big hit at all the frat parties.
lesbatosis by JackIsLost October 19, 2010

lesbianotic 

a lesbian action casued by two girls. also ertoic, therefore= lesbianotic.
friend1: join me in the shower?
friend2: thats lesbianotic, dontcha think?
friend1: darnnn, yer right.
friend2: yeeeep.
lesbianotic by keellcccc March 17, 2007

lesbianos 

Some word I like to shout out for whatever reason I feel like, including just the reading of the word "lesbian". Meant to sound italian.
"*prancing about* lesbianos!!!"
-me
lesbianos by Dave January 26, 2004
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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