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Lesbianosis 

When a straight girl catches a drunk whiff of alcohol, and then randomly makes out with girls, later to find out she is a lesbian.
Straight Girls, making out with other straight girls, later to find out she is a lesbian. She has caught "Lesbianosis."
Lesbianosis by Beezy909 December 16, 2008
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Lesbianocity

The degree to which one is a lesbian.
Sara was a moderate lesbian, she had a lesbianocity of 7.
Lesbianocity by Kaiser Divus October 14, 2007

lesbianitis 

An acute condition in which a straight girl turns lesbian. This condition can last from several days to several years but will resolve spontaneously on its own; no intervention required.
"Did Mary really leave Jane for a man? Weren't they together for almost 10 years?"

"Ya, turns out Mary just had a really long case of lesbianitis."
lesbianitis by yquinn October 27, 2007

lesbiannosesexual 

lesbiannosesexual is when you would only like females but theres one or two people who don't identify as a female that you like and you refuse to be bisexual and like their nose so much that you wouldn't mind being in a relationship with them/want to be in a relationship with them and possibly become sexual.
Lewis has a really nice nose and has me feeling lesbiannosesexual
lesbiannosesexual by sarahhd November 29, 2020

lesbatosis

Condition wherein a reasonably attractive young, heterosexual female either pretends to be or genuinely believes herself to be a lesbian. Condition usually manifests during college and disappears not long after graduation.
Sharon's lesbatosis made her a big hit at all the frat parties.
lesbatosis by JackIsLost October 19, 2010

lesbianotic 

a lesbian action casued by two girls. also ertoic, therefore= lesbianotic.
friend1: join me in the shower?
friend2: thats lesbianotic, dontcha think?
friend1: darnnn, yer right.
friend2: yeeeep.
lesbianotic by keellcccc March 17, 2007

lesbianos 

Some word I like to shout out for whatever reason I feel like, including just the reading of the word "lesbian". Meant to sound italian.
"*prancing about* lesbianos!!!"
-me
lesbianos by Dave January 26, 2004
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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