lesbianitis 

An acute condition in which a straight girl turns lesbian. This condition can last from several days to several years but will resolve spontaneously on its own; no intervention required.

"Did Mary really leave Jane for a man? Weren't they together for almost 10 years?"

"Ya, turns out Mary just had a really long case of lesbianitis."

lesbianitis by yquinn October 27, 2007

lesbianitis 

Lesbianitis refers to a girl who has dated men for all of her life but then suddenly decides she wants a girlfriend. Even after obtaining a girlfriend, when she sees hot guys on tv, she declares how much she would like to sleep with them and how hot they are. She never makes comments about how girls look, except to point out the "ugly" ones. Also, you can't call this girl a lesbian or bisexual because she gets upset and throws a fit over it. Lesbianitis, in its most basic form, is pretending to be gay when you aren't.

Nicole must have lesbianitis since she's dating Lisa but hates to be called a lesbian.

lesbianitis by zariva July 23, 2009

lesbianitis 

The disease of turning into a lesbian, (men can have it too)

Jude im sorry but you have lesbianitis

lesbianitis by ljbsvbsjbvhdhzvb October 8, 2019

Lesbianicious 

Mix of lesbian and delicious: an adjective to describe lesbians, used by somebody (most likely a man) who derives pleasure from the concept of lesbianism

Are you seeing the lesbianicious vibe going on between those two girls over there?

Lesbianicious by DGW November 21, 2009

Lesbianosis 

When a straight girl catches a drunk whiff of alcohol, and then randomly makes out with girls, later to find out she is a lesbian.

Straight Girls, making out with other straight girls, later to find out she is a lesbian. She has caught "Lesbianosis."

Lesbianosis by Beezy909 December 16, 2008

Lesbianity 

To love and worship lesbians!

Do you believe in lesbianity John?

You bet your fuckin' ass I do! I love 'em!

Lesbianity by Phatzoot June 23, 2011

Lesbianatic 

Any acts of Lesbianism or Lesbianness or..something just plain Lesbian..or close to it. :

Sarah: Angelica stop getting Lesbianatic on me.
Angelica: WTF DOES THAT MEAN?
Sarah: Its pretty self-explanatory.

Lesbianatic by SarahAwesomeness October 18, 2008