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lesbianitis

An acute condition in which a straight girl turns lesbian. This condition can last from several days to several years but will resolve spontaneously on its own; no intervention required.
"Did Mary really leave Jane for a man? Weren't they together for almost 10 years?"

"Ya, turns out Mary just had a really long case of lesbianitis."
by yquinn October 27, 2007
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lesbianitis

Lesbianitis refers to a girl who has dated men for all of her life but then suddenly decides she wants a girlfriend. Even after obtaining a girlfriend, when she sees hot guys on tv, she declares how much she would like to sleep with them and how hot they are. She never makes comments about how girls look, except to point out the "ugly" ones. Also, you can't call this girl a lesbian or bisexual because she gets upset and throws a fit over it. Lesbianitis, in its most basic form, is pretending to be gay when you aren't.
Nicole must have lesbianitis since she's dating Lisa but hates to be called a lesbian.
by zariva July 23, 2009
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lesbianitis

The disease of turning into a lesbian, (men can have it too)
Jude im sorry but you have lesbianitis
by ljbsvbsjbvhdhzvb October 8, 2019
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Lesbianicious

Mix of lesbian and delicious: an adjective to describe lesbians, used by somebody (most likely a man) who derives pleasure from the concept of lesbianism
Are you seeing the lesbianicious vibe going on between those two girls over there?
by DGW November 21, 2009
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Lesbianosis

When a straight girl catches a drunk whiff of alcohol, and then randomly makes out with girls, later to find out she is a lesbian.
Straight Girls, making out with other straight girls, later to find out she is a lesbian. She has caught "Lesbianosis."
by Beezy909 December 16, 2008
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Lesbianity

Do you believe in lesbianity John?

You bet your fuckin' ass I do! I love 'em!
by Phatzoot June 23, 2011
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Lesbianatic

Any acts of Lesbianism or Lesbianness or..something just plain Lesbian..or close to it. :
Sarah: Angelica stop getting Lesbianatic on me.
Angelica: WTF DOES THAT MEAN?
Sarah: Its pretty self-explanatory.
by SarahAwesomeness October 18, 2008
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