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Lesbianosis 

When a straight girl catches a drunk whiff of alcohol, and then randomly makes out with girls, later to find out she is a lesbian.
Straight Girls, making out with other straight girls, later to find out she is a lesbian. She has caught "Lesbianosis."
Lesbianosis by Beezy909 December 16, 2008

Lesbianocity

The degree to which one is a lesbian.
Sara was a moderate lesbian, she had a lesbianocity of 7.
Lesbianocity by Kaiser Divus October 14, 2007

Lesbianality 

of or relating to a woman whos sexual preference is to another woman. it can also mean the degree of which a women is a lesbian.
"She's going out with her professor on Thursday for drinks"-George
"Her professor huh?and your not worried about that?"-Mike
"No I'm not her professor is a woman, HER name is Ellen?"-George
"I wouldn't be so confident. Lesbianality is on the rise you know."-Mike
Lesbianality by Bartendo147 August 24, 2010

Lesbianity 

Do you believe in lesbianity John?

You bet your fuckin' ass I do! I love 'em!
Lesbianity by Phatzoot June 23, 2011

lesbianity 

Lesbianity is a polytheistic religious movement which its sole purpose is to worship the relationship between two or more women. It shares many aspects with ancient Greek mythology, which is why followers of Lesbianity think the Greek island of Lesbos to be their sanctuary. Its main goddesses are believed to be Sappho, Artemis and Aphrodite.

The official church of Lesbianity began in 2003 in London, UK, while The Pope (official name of the highest function within the church of Lesbianity) was visiting the city. The official site of lesbianity is lesbianity.org
The official sign of lesbianity is the letter L on your forehead.
lesbianity by Pope Of Lesbianity September 5, 2005

lesbiosity

having the qualities of and/or acting like a lesbian.
Everyday you show more and more of your lesbiosity, and i must say im intrigued.
lesbiosity by Shady Sean April 14, 2010
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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