lesbatosis

Condition wherein a reasonably attractive young, heterosexual female either pretends to be or genuinely believes herself to be a lesbian. Condition usually manifests during college and disappears not long after graduation.

Sharon's lesbatosis made her a big hit at all the frat parties.

by JackIsLost October 19, 2010

Lesbianosis

When a straight girl catches a drunk whiff of alcohol, and then randomly makes out with girls, later to find out she is a lesbian.

Straight Girls, making out with other straight girls, later to find out she is a lesbian. She has caught "Lesbianosis."

by Beezy909 December 16, 2008

Lesbatross

(Noun) A woman who has homo-sexual tendencies or looks particularly manly, man-like, or masculine. Generally larger women (in size, syn. tubby).

"BRRRRRAAAAWWWWK VAGINA!" is the mating call of the rare Lesbatross.

by Brett Conner February 1, 2008

Chronic lesbosishaletosis

Really bad lesbian morning after breath.

I ran into what's her butt, and the Chronic Lesbosishaletosis had not improved- basic hygiene was obviously set aside weeks ago.

by mmc44mag October 8, 2009

Lesbosis

A contageous condition leading to homosexual behaviour in females.

Person 1: "Why are Sheila and Brenda sucking face over there?"

Person 2: "Sheila caught lesbosis of that meter reader last week. It develops quickly these days."

by simgb April 6, 2009

lesbiosis

Lesbiosis is the transcendential experience obtained through mind blowing sesbian lex that merges the two individuals into one. The word can also refer to a lifestyle that consists of these epic moments of perfect unity and normal life. Living in a lesbiosis most likely involves additional relationships to cats and plants, a communistic sharing of all goods and surreal amounts of cuddling that result in anticapitalism (all means of production are seized and the lesbiosis functions in a never ending loop of caress for caress).

Did you see that t4t couple’s matching outfits? They definitely have a lesbiosis!

Yeah like they u hauled after two weeks and I can’t tell them apart anymore. Classic case of lesbiosis, I’d say!

by river32 March 3, 2026