lesbatosis

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Condition wherein a reasonably attractive young, heterosexual female either pretends to be or genuinely believes herself to be a lesbian. Condition usually manifests during college and disappears not long after graduation.

Sharon's lesbatosis made her a big hit at all the frat parties.

lesbatosis by JackIsLost October 19, 2010

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Lesbianosis

When a straight girl catches a drunk whiff of alcohol, and then randomly makes out with girls, later to find out she is a lesbian.

Straight Girls, making out with other straight girls, later to find out she is a lesbian. She has caught "Lesbianosis."

Lesbianosis by Beezy909 December 16, 2008

Related Words

lesbatosis • Lesbatross • Lesbianosis • lesbiosis • Lesbosis • Chronic lesbosishaletosis • lesbo sisters

Lesbatross

(Noun) A woman who has homo-sexual tendencies or looks particularly manly, man-like, or masculine. Generally larger women (in size, syn. tubby).

"BRRRRRAAAAWWWWK VAGINA!" is the mating call of the rare Lesbatross.

Lesbatross by Brett Conner February 1, 2008

Chronic lesbosishaletosis

Really bad lesbian morning after breath.

I ran into what's her butt, and the Chronic Lesbosishaletosis had not improved- basic hygiene was obviously set aside weeks ago.

Chronic lesbosishaletosis by mmc44mag October 8, 2009

Lesbosis

A contageous condition leading to homosexual behaviour in females.

Person 1: "Why are Sheila and Brenda sucking face over there?"

Person 2: "Sheila caught lesbosis of that meter reader last week. It develops quickly these days."

Lesbosis by simgb April 6, 2009

lesbiosis

Lesbiosis is the transcendential experience obtained through mind blowing sesbian lex that merges the two individuals into one. The word can also refer to a lifestyle that consists of these epic moments of perfect unity and normal life. Living in a lesbiosis most likely involves additional relationships to cats and plants, a communistic sharing of all goods and surreal amounts of cuddling that result in anticapitalism (all means of production are seized and the lesbiosis functions in a never ending loop of caress for caress).

Did you see that t4t couple’s matching outfits? They definitely have a lesbiosis!

Yeah like they u hauled after two weeks and I can’t tell them apart anymore. Classic case of lesbiosis, I’d say!

lesbiosis by river32 March 3, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026