Lerkins 

a self - indulgent, yet funny and somewhat sexy entity, that usually has a strong itch for dirty bricks and a sausage.

"You know, honey, I used to be a hell of a lerkins back in the day, before I met you. I always needed a lil' somethin' somethin', u know".

Lerkins by Alex_Randall May 30, 2017

lerking 

-Verb
1. The act of lurking in a concealed manner while pleasuring oneself, i.e., masturbating, spanking it, jerking the gherkin, etc.
2. The act of lying or waiting in concealment while pleasuring oneself.
3. To exist unperceived while fondling the genitals.
Origin:
Derived from the two words "lurking" and "jerking"

The girls at the Chi Omega house totally caught me lerking and called the cops. I had to run like a motherfucker.

lerking by nltgn February 5, 2010

larkins 

A freakin sexy beast that everyone digs, can turn lesbians straight again.

Larkins turned me straight last night.

Larkins is so hot.

larkins by Some hot chick somewhere June 29, 2008

Insta-lerking 

Going more than 25 weeks deep into someone that you fantasize about's Instagram Page and not liking any pictures.

Gurl#1: i was insta-lerking Dequans page last night.
Gurl #2: Did you like any pictures?
Gurl #1: Hell no, i was 56 weeks deep into that page gurl!!!!

Insta-lerking by UbERmaN3221 November 4, 2015

The ole lurkins 

Holding your own tord online so that that you can rage post and eat hot pockets at the same time

Hey John are you busy? "yeah I'm pulling the ole lurkins tonight ".. But tomorrow I'm headed to the tord if you wanna go

The ole lurkins by Infamus101 November 17, 2021

Lerkin' 

verb: Intentionally posing in other people's photos, for a later surprise; Jumping in to a picture uninvited; Being in a picture without the subjects approval or knowledge.

"Haha did you see Josh lerkin' in those kids' picture??"

Lerkin' by Rahiti June 28, 2008

Lerking 

The act of being approximately 1462.7 lbs. overweight while still retaining an incredibly dense muscle mass. Lerking is also defined as the act of benching the world, while being spotted by Atlas. Those who Lerk are generally bad at walking and balancing, and tend to trip on anything and everything in their general vicinity. Lerks typically can be found masturbating upside down in playground near small children, inside Tommy Lockhart's van, or inside a vaginaboob.

That Eric was Lerking so hard, he benched my world.

Lerking by Tbaratta April 29, 2012