1 definition by Tbaratta
The act of being approximately 1462.7 lbs. overweight while still retaining an incredibly dense muscle mass. Lerking is also defined as the act of benching the world, while being spotted by Atlas. Those who Lerk are generally bad at walking and balancing, and tend to trip on anything and everything in their general vicinity. Lerks typically can be found masturbating upside down in playground near small children, inside Tommy Lockhart's van, or inside a vaginaboob.
by Tbaratta February 22, 2012