Definitions by Alex_Randall

Selfsturbating 

the act of masturbating(actually or mentally) to your own photos, mirror reflections, etc.

"Hate those faggots, selfsturbating in the gym all the time. That's not what those mirrors are for!
"I remember this one time I caught my ex selfsturbating to her own nudes! Fuck!"

Selfsturbating by Alex_Randall February 13, 2022

Lerkins 

a self - indulgent, yet funny and somewhat sexy entity, that usually has a strong itch for dirty bricks and a sausage.

"You know, honey, I used to be a hell of a lerkins back in the day, before I met you. I always needed a lil' somethin' somethin', u know".

Lerkins by Alex_Randall May 30, 2017