Lerkin'

verb: Intentionally posing in other people's photos, for a later surprise; Jumping in to a picture uninvited; Being in a picture without the subjects approval or knowledge.

"Haha did you see Josh lerkin' in those kids' picture??"

by Rahiti June 28, 2008

Lerkin

the act of giving head

not to be confused with lip merkin

Dude she is one Lerkin giving master

by Merkin Masters March 31, 2010

Luke Larkin

Stealing a chair from a bar, then walking back home with it, except the police stop you then force you to walk the chair back to wherever you found it.

"Dude! I totally Luke Larkined the shit out of that bar."

by urbdickmaster May 5, 2009

Jerk Lurkin

Jerk lurking – or Jerk Lurkin’ describes a behavior, especially in an office or business environment, of a person who does not understand the natural queues of a conversation, personal space or common courtesies of their co-workers, peers or business associates.

Jerk lurking includes, but is not limited to: Lingering in a conversation long after it has ended, standing behind someone’s desk watching what they are doing when they don’t know you’re there, standing too near to someone even after seeing it has made them noticeably uncomfortable and not moving, staring at people from your desk while they work.

"I was talking to Phil about a project today. I put my head phones on and he was still behind me nodding his head for at least 60 seconds after the conversation was over. That was a pretty serious jerk lurk."

:::

Cool Guy: "Hey man whats up?"
Idiot Guy: "Nothin...just gazing into the distance"
Cool Guy: "Can you do it somewhere else? You are uncomfortably close to me right now...for no reason."
Idiot Guy: <still standing there. doesn't move>
Cool Guy: "YO MAN, YOU'RE FUCKIN JERK LURKIN RIGHT NOW AND IT'S PISSIN ME OFF!"
Idiot Guy: <nods. doesn't catch on>
Cool Guy: <shakes head. puts earbuds back in and proceeds to work>

by DJ_Knux February 19, 2013

lurkin-ass-nigga

A lurkin-ass-nigga is a crazy shit head thats all up in your business.

That foo martin is such a lurkin-ass-nigga.

by 69Shithead69 March 7, 2016

Leakin

Bleeding profusely, esp. after taking a beatdown on public transportation. Note, it may also necessitate bringing the amberlamps.

Person 1 (after video taping person 2's beatdown): We can press charges bro, I got it on video tape! Ohhhh you leakin! He leakin. You OK?

Person 2 (after receiving third party beatdown): Nah. Bring da amberlamps.

by The Amalamps February 19, 2010

I caught him lurkin

Its when you find them in that spot that makes them go like "ah shit."

Jayden Tran: I was in a fortnite game and I caught him lurkin
Them: Nigga wtf are you on.

by icaughtaniggalurkin69 September 29, 2019