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Lerkin
Lerkin by Merkin Masters March 31, 2010
Luke Larkin
Stealing a chair from a bar, then walking back home with it, except the police stop you then force you to walk the chair back to wherever you found it.
Luke Larkin by urbdickmaster May 5, 2009
Jerk Lurkin
Jerk lurking – or Jerk Lurkin’ describes a behavior, especially in an office or business environment, of a person who does not understand the natural queues of a conversation, personal space or common courtesies of their co-workers, peers or business associates.
Jerk lurking includes, but is not limited to: Lingering in a conversation long after it has ended, standing behind someone’s desk watching what they are doing when they don’t know you’re there, standing too near to someone even after seeing it has made them noticeably uncomfortable and not moving, staring at people from your desk while they work.
Jerk lurking includes, but is not limited to: Lingering in a conversation long after it has ended, standing behind someone’s desk watching what they are doing when they don’t know you’re there, standing too near to someone even after seeing it has made them noticeably uncomfortable and not moving, staring at people from your desk while they work.
"I was talking to Phil about a project today. I put my head phones on and he was still behind me nodding his head for at least 60 seconds after the conversation was over. That was a pretty serious jerk lurk."
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Cool Guy: "Hey man whats up?"
Idiot Guy: "Nothin...just gazing into the distance"
Cool Guy: "Can you do it somewhere else? You are uncomfortably close to me right now...for no reason."
Idiot Guy: <still standing there. doesn't move>
Cool Guy: "YO MAN, YOU'RE FUCKIN JERK LURKIN RIGHT NOW AND IT'S PISSIN ME OFF!"
Idiot Guy: <nods. doesn't catch on>
Cool Guy: <shakes head. puts earbuds back in and proceeds to work>
:::
Cool Guy: "Hey man whats up?"
Idiot Guy: "Nothin...just gazing into the distance"
Cool Guy: "Can you do it somewhere else? You are uncomfortably close to me right now...for no reason."
Idiot Guy: <still standing there. doesn't move>
Cool Guy: "YO MAN, YOU'RE FUCKIN JERK LURKIN RIGHT NOW AND IT'S PISSIN ME OFF!"
Idiot Guy: <nods. doesn't catch on>
Cool Guy: <shakes head. puts earbuds back in and proceeds to work>
Jerk Lurkin by DJ_Knux February 19, 2013
lurkin-ass-nigga
lurkin-ass-nigga by 69Shithead69 March 7, 2016
Leakin
Bleeding profusely, esp. after taking a beatdown on public transportation. Note, it may also necessitate bringing the amberlamps.
Person 1 (after video taping person 2's beatdown): We can press charges bro, I got it on video tape! Ohhhh you leakin! He leakin. You OK?
Person 2 (after receiving third party beatdown): Nah. Bring da amberlamps.
Person 2 (after receiving third party beatdown): Nah. Bring da amberlamps.
Leakin by The Amalamps February 19, 2010
I caught him lurkin
I caught him lurkin by icaughtaniggalurkin69 September 29, 2019
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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