by JSilas January 2, 2005
Driving around aimlessly, normally to kill time, usually in a slow fashion, smoking or popping pills.
ma dawg jus called me dem pillz got em chirpin askin em wat he doin say shit jus lurkin. big fire on em ery nigga wit em chirpin. cant sit still cuz dem pillz got em chirpin. dem pillz got em chirpin.dem pillz got em chirpin. ask em wat he doin say shit jus lurkin!
by jeddread June 5, 2010
the act of which one is on myspace or facebook looking at pictures, comments, bulletins or anything of that matter, of another person to see who they're talking to, what about, and possibly who they like. Lurkin', or Lurking can be an act of bordem, or just a way to find out gossip. Although there is a fine line between lurkin', and being obsessive.
Kristen: "I think Ashley and Timmy are talking again."
Melissa: "How do you know?"
Kristen: "Last night I was lurkin' and saw that they were commenting eachother about hanging out."
Melissa: "How do you know?"
Kristen: "Last night I was lurkin' and saw that they were commenting eachother about hanging out."
by ksob January 28, 2009
The sport of taking in the surroundings of ones self. Usually done at a party, school, malls or social networks. This can be done by oneself or with a group of fellow Lurkers. The objective being to spot out the hottest girl and follow her with out detection. Different hand signals could be used to communicate between a team of lurkers.
There are several different levels of Lukin that can one can be judged on.
Level 1
Be able to spot a Bad Bitch with minimal to no detection.
Level 2
Be able to spot a Bad Bitch and communicate her location using hand signals to fellow lurkers.
Level 3
Be able to make physical contact with a Bad Bitch with minimal to no detection. Example: accidentally bump into some butt, elbow a pair of chesticles.
Level 4
The ability to continue the lurk on a Bad Bitch Online, using a social network. Such as finding out relationship status, location and other Bad Bitches associates.
Level 5
The ability to use nothing but the Lurkin method to find where Bad Bitches will congregate at.
Level 6
The ability the master the use of reflective surfaces and the development of heightened peripheral vision.
Level 7
The ability to lift items of the Bad Bitch. This could be anything from scarves, gloves to thongs
Level 8
Only 3 people have achieved this level. It consists of the ability to master the all levels of Lurkin and capture and contain a Bad Bitch without her knowing.
There are several different levels of Lukin that can one can be judged on.
Level 1
Be able to spot a Bad Bitch with minimal to no detection.
Level 2
Be able to spot a Bad Bitch and communicate her location using hand signals to fellow lurkers.
Level 3
Be able to make physical contact with a Bad Bitch with minimal to no detection. Example: accidentally bump into some butt, elbow a pair of chesticles.
Level 4
The ability to continue the lurk on a Bad Bitch Online, using a social network. Such as finding out relationship status, location and other Bad Bitches associates.
Level 5
The ability to use nothing but the Lurkin method to find where Bad Bitches will congregate at.
Level 6
The ability the master the use of reflective surfaces and the development of heightened peripheral vision.
Level 7
The ability to lift items of the Bad Bitch. This could be anything from scarves, gloves to thongs
Level 8
Only 3 people have achieved this level. It consists of the ability to master the all levels of Lurkin and capture and contain a Bad Bitch without her knowing.
by Dr. Willy B. Hardigan April 22, 2011
by DA WOLF 6 March 23, 2016
Noun
1. Lurkins is a recently established surname of Old German and English origin derived by combining the family names "Lurth" and "Wilkins".
Verb
2. Behavior and actions of individuals of Lurkins ancestry.
1. Lurkins is a recently established surname of Old German and English origin derived by combining the family names "Lurth" and "Wilkins".
Verb
2. Behavior and actions of individuals of Lurkins ancestry.
by Olive Dubois October 20, 2014
Jerk lurking – or Jerk Lurkin’ describes a behavior, especially in an office or business environment, of a person who does not understand the natural queues of a conversation, personal space or common courtesies of their co-workers, peers or business associates.
Jerk lurking includes, but is not limited to: Lingering in a conversation long after it has ended, standing behind someone’s desk watching what they are doing when they don’t know you’re there, standing too near to someone even after seeing it has made them noticeably uncomfortable and not moving, staring at people from your desk while they work.
Jerk lurking includes, but is not limited to: Lingering in a conversation long after it has ended, standing behind someone’s desk watching what they are doing when they don’t know you’re there, standing too near to someone even after seeing it has made them noticeably uncomfortable and not moving, staring at people from your desk while they work.
"I was talking to Phil about a project today. I put my head phones on and he was still behind me nodding his head for at least 60 seconds after the conversation was over. That was a pretty serious jerk lurk."
:::
Cool Guy: "Hey man whats up?"
Idiot Guy: "Nothin...just gazing into the distance"
Cool Guy: "Can you do it somewhere else? You are uncomfortably close to me right now...for no reason."
Idiot Guy: <still standing there. doesn't move>
Cool Guy: "YO MAN, YOU'RE FUCKIN JERK LURKIN RIGHT NOW AND IT'S PISSIN ME OFF!"
Idiot Guy: <nods. doesn't catch on>
Cool Guy: <shakes head. puts earbuds back in and proceeds to work>
:::
Cool Guy: "Hey man whats up?"
Idiot Guy: "Nothin...just gazing into the distance"
Cool Guy: "Can you do it somewhere else? You are uncomfortably close to me right now...for no reason."
Idiot Guy: <still standing there. doesn't move>
Cool Guy: "YO MAN, YOU'RE FUCKIN JERK LURKIN RIGHT NOW AND IT'S PISSIN ME OFF!"
Idiot Guy: <nods. doesn't catch on>
Cool Guy: <shakes head. puts earbuds back in and proceeds to work>
by DJ_Knux February 19, 2013