lerkim

a shack in which the Once-ler lived in The Lorax, by Dr. Seuss

He stays in his Lerkim on top of his store. He lurks in his Lerkim, cold under his roof, where he makes his own clothes out of miff-muffered moof.

by Unless October 12, 2010

lerkim

lerkim is super lazy and she does not like to be in friendships that are tiring cause life is already busy and messy.she likes to cook and create recipes though.yea

don't be like lerkim,you will regret

by hqyllj November 22, 2021

lerking

-Verb
1. The act of lurking in a concealed manner while pleasuring oneself, i.e., masturbating, spanking it, jerking the gherkin, etc.
2. The act of lying or waiting in concealment while pleasuring oneself.
3. To exist unperceived while fondling the genitals.
Origin:
Derived from the two words "lurking" and "jerking"

The girls at the Chi Omega house totally caught me lerking and called the cops. I had to run like a motherfucker.

by nltgn February 5, 2010

Insta-lerking

Going more than 25 weeks deep into someone that you fantasize about's Instagram Page and not liking any pictures.

Gurl#1: i was insta-lerking Dequans page last night.
Gurl #2: Did you like any pictures?
Gurl #1: Hell no, i was 56 weeks deep into that page gurl!!!!

by UbERmaN3221 November 4, 2015

Lerkin'

verb: Intentionally posing in other people's photos, for a later surprise; Jumping in to a picture uninvited; Being in a picture without the subjects approval or knowledge.

"Haha did you see Josh lerkin' in those kids' picture??"

by Rahiti June 28, 2008

Lerking

The act of being approximately 1462.7 lbs. overweight while still retaining an incredibly dense muscle mass. Lerking is also defined as the act of benching the world, while being spotted by Atlas. Those who Lerk are generally bad at walking and balancing, and tend to trip on anything and everything in their general vicinity. Lerks typically can be found masturbating upside down in playground near small children, inside Tommy Lockhart's van, or inside a vaginaboob.

That Eric was Lerking so hard, he benched my world.

by Tbaratta April 29, 2012

lerking

Verb Lerking comes from the verb lerk which means to sneek.

"Thirsty nigg** be lerking you have to catch em' and merk em'" The Massacre, 50 cent, In My Hood

by Cario Williams April 7, 2005