lemongitis

A serious condition where eating too many citrus fruits can cause many painful oral canker sores, typically on the gums but also on the tongue.

Ben: I had lemonade yesterday and now I got another canker sore. I really should get this lemongitis checked out.

lemongitis by phrmashwrma February 17, 2023

Lemongitis

is a common bone disease that causes bones to become weak, brittle, and highly susceptible to fractures. Often called a "silent disease," it rarely causes early symptoms, meaning many people are unaware they have it until a minor fall or even coughing causes a bone to break. Also known as osteoporosis

Be careful my grandma has lemongitis don’t want her to fall it can end up very badly.

Lemongitis by BlkBanana May 25, 2026

Levongytis 

It is an infectious disease discovered in 2011 in London, England. The disease has so far only been shown to affect men.

Suffering the effects of Levongytis
Cases have been found to be small in number and the epicentre of the outbreak has been established as Ruislip1 Manor., on the outskirts of North West London.
The disease has been named after the first official patient, one Levon Bardakjian.

Levongytis is when you keep walking a girl home, instead of trying to kiss or snog her (maybe more) you give her a 'high 5' or pat on the back.

Levongytis by Rallly123 November 24, 2011

Lemonitos 

- fans of Lemington Leith 💛🍋

(Some Lemonitos- @lemingtonleith, @hannah_khc, @artsy_chaos, @agsbookclub, @lovethyvoid)

“Lemonito gc is the best”
“Lemonitos all love and miss Lemington Leith”
“Did you hear about that girl who is drinking lemon juice every day until Lemington does it? Yeah she’s a true Lemonito “

Lemonitos by Artsy_chaos February 7, 2019

lemmingitis 

The act of blindly following someone

"man, Jason keeps trying to make me play candy crush

"looks like he's suffering from a bad case of lemmingitis"

lemmingitis by FrostyWafflez January 26, 2015

Leonitis 

An affliction in which the victim commits to multiple things simultaneously in an effort to please any and all parties, then failing to deliver results promised to one or more party.

She's got a bad case of Leonitis, man; she says she'll write that paper, go to his party, and meet you for that movie, but in the end she'll just take you to the party, and you'll just sit alone in the corner feeling like an asshole. I hope she gets an F on that paper. And dies.

Leonitis by uevuerbfoiasuihfiueh December 8, 2007

leonitis 

a disease that affects the feet making them grow abnormally large. Symptoms include being last boy, erratic dancing and disliking mayonnaise. Occasionally growths known as conor and billy will grow on shoulders. Treat with pineapple juice and dalkey.

when walking through bray seeing a young boy with size 13 shoes - whoa that's leonitis

leonitis by C. Rumpet August 24, 2007