Levongytis 

It is an infectious disease discovered in 2011 in London, England. The disease has so far only been shown to affect men.

Suffering the effects of Levongytis
Cases have been found to be small in number and the epicentre of the outbreak has been established as Ruislip1 Manor., on the outskirts of North West London.
The disease has been named after the first official patient, one Levon Bardakjian.

Levongytis is when you keep walking a girl home, instead of trying to kiss or snog her (maybe more) you give her a 'high 5' or pat on the back.

Levongytis by Rallly123 November 24, 2011

lemongitis

A serious condition where eating too many citrus fruits can cause many painful oral canker sores, typically on the gums but also on the tongue.

Ben: I had lemonade yesterday and now I got another canker sore. I really should get this lemongitis checked out.

lemongitis by phrmashwrma February 17, 2023