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Lejos is a unique indevidual that comes once in a life time
OMG! it's Lejos, hiiiiiii
Lejos by mjólk May 21, 2024
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The thing you should NEVER, EVER step on before you scream and cry in agony and irony.
Fred: steps on Legos
*his eye sockets slowly move out of place from the irony*
Legos by MyBigFatBoobs April 1, 2020
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A timid character who goes through diverse character development in the manga/anime Beastars.
Me: You should read/watch Beastars.
Person: Why?
Me: It is about the main character, Legosi coming to terms with himself as a carnivore.
Legosi by Legosi Is Best Boi November 11, 2019
A beautiful, funny, talented, girl who is most likely a black girl. She can be nice when she wants to but when you annoy her she will loose her top in a weird way. If she don’t like you that’s very rare and probably not a good thing, especially when her name is Lelosa.
Nobody:
Lelosa when she is annoyed:
Lelosa by Imyourdad👾🗿 April 7, 2019

Legosexual 

When someone is attracted to Lego’s and wants to date a Lego piece.
She literally just told me she’s legosexual , what a weirdo.
Legosexual by Jaiajs December 31, 2019

Stepping on legos 

A pain more brutal than the ninth circle of hell, like the sensation 10 000 stars exploding below your feet, while being stabbed with a million knives from all sides. Thankfully these effects are not long term.
I stepped on legos. After the unbearable pain went away I immediately wrote a definition on urban dictionary about stepping on legos.
Stepping on legos by EuroChemist October 31, 2017
Lajoska is a very gorgeous fat man who has a sexy moustache also he likes to play footbal
Can be used in an argument
Guy 1: fuck you
Guy2: no u
Guy 1: Lajoska, I won
Lajoska by The skinny Lajoska October 7, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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