Leboned

(v) - pronounced Leh- Boned

The fan reaction to a screwing of an entire city during a Prime Time NBA free agent announcement.

ex - Miami Heat???? MAN we just got totally LeBoned.

Antonym of a LeBoner

Leboned by pattersbwhatup July 10, 2010

Don Lemoned 

When a man scratches his taint and then forces the offending fingers on to the lips of an unsuspecting stranger.

That guy made me so mad I Don Lemoned my stank on his lips.

Don Lemoned by anonymous February 14, 2021

Ponce de Le-bóned 

When you receive bogus directions from a person that claims to know shortcuts or doesn’t understand basic geography.

Derived from Ponce de León from the famous Spanish Explorer.

Example 1:
Why weren’t you at the party last night?

I received some bogus directions and ended up on what looked like the set of “Deliverance”

Dude, you got Ponce de Le-bóned big time

Example 2:
Hey guys is that the Atlantic Ocean?

Ummm no I can see our hotel and I’m pretty sure we aren’t staying in Portugal. I’m also pretty sure the bridge we took an hour ago that took 3 minutes to cross isn’t trans-Atlantic.

Never get take directions from that guy. If you do you’re asking to be Ponce de Le-bóned

Ponce de Le-bóned by Catman - 63 October 28, 2013

Ponce-de-Leóned 

A term using part of the name of famous Spanish conquistador, Juan Ponce de León, used to express a massive ass-whooping.

A much higher degree of being owned.

After landing on Tim's Park Place with a hotel on it, Mike rolls snake eyes next turn and lands on Boardwalk, which also has a hotel on it. He then needs to mortgage all his properties and goes bankrupt.
Mike: "Awe shit!"
Tim: "Dude, you just got Ponce-de-Leóned!"

While playing Halo 2 CTF on Xbox Live, Mike steals the other team's flag and makes it back to his base, only to find a member of the other team with the Energy Sword killing all of his team members. Mike sneaks up behind him, beats him down with the flag, and scores to win.
Mike: "Fuckin' Ponce-de-Leóned that bitch!"

Ponce-de-Leóned by Ahmed the Vampire Slayer January 17, 2006

Lebroned 

to get strung along over a long period of time with the implicit notion that a great partnership will be the reward for showing commitment. then at the moment of the anticipated union, a betrayal in epically cruel fashion takes place. leaving the loyal party feeling devastated while the other runs off with another 'sexier' partner. the betrayer pointing to the logical nature of "the decision", while completely ignoring the abject cruelty of it's delivery.

I was dating a friend once and after we got back from a Caribbean vacation she totally Lebroned me for some guy she worked with. We don't speak anymore.

I once had this great invention and an investor came to look at my product. I never heard from him again, but I was totally Lebroned when a year later I saw that guy on the cover of Forbes with my idea.

Lebroned by nigel July 29, 2010

lebroned 

to be tricked, betrayed, or lied to; to have the hope or promise of something great and have it disappear in front of you, usually blatantly in public

Everyone in Ohio just got lebroned after the ESPN hour-long special.

I went to McDonalds and ordered a box of 20 piece nuggets and got lebroned with ten when I opened them up at home.

lebroned by quitness July 10, 2010

Lebone 

Lebone is the type you should engage conversation with, he or she is a shy thing but he or shewill always open up if you give them the time.

He's such a Lebone, but he's kind

Lebone by Takeawayp December 23, 2020