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lebonese 

Often used by idiots, or people such as Miranda sings.
Used in place of "Lesbian"
Cristine: Miranda, I love you.
Miranda: What the heck im not lebonese
lebonese by MidoriGuri August 8, 2017
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lebonese elderberry

A berry that is in somewhat of a drooping shape and sways side to side under an old Lebanese man's coochie.
Wow! Hank only has one lebonese elderberry left after war.
lebonese elderberry by Bryan Seaman September 4, 2016

lebonese holocaust 

when you put your willy in the face hole that isnt the mouth and it will make them cry all day .
ohh my gosh I lebonese holocausted her by accident
lebonese holocaust by swashdawg October 9, 2016

Lebanese President

Fictional character
My favourite fictional characters are spiderman and the lebanese president
Lebanese President by Jikssssss February 4, 2021

lebanese cake 

it's when someone puts on a table while sitting (in a restaurant, bar, any public place will do) a packet of :
Marlboro, in top of it, his mobile phone and on top a Zippo lighter.
Lebanese guy 1: "Man, please, watch my LEBANESE CAKE, i need to go to the bathroom"

Lebanese guy 2: "OK man, don't worry!"
lebanese cake by B-Side & B_LoW February 21, 2008

Lebanese girls 

Lebanese girls are one of the most beautiful girls on earth. They are extremely bold and stand out. Lebanese girls usually have a curvy figure with mixed skin lovely curly hair and beautiful big brown eyes.
Lebanese girls have biggg boottyyyy
Lebanese girls by Fleeky May 27, 2015

lebanese salad 

A muff so hairy that it hides the clit.
I went down on her but it was like trying to find the bell pepper in a Lebanese salad.
lebanese salad by Decoy238 April 17, 2020
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