Leauge of Legends player
A typically fat no lifer that tends to play genshin impact. Also never touches grass and gets no bitches
Leauge of Legends player by rufidghioreajslooghfougbihdng; December 4, 2022
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National Punch a League of Legends Player Day
Liam: Hey Ben! Are you ready to get beat up?
Ben: No? Why?
Liam: Today is National Punch a League of Legends Player Day!!!
Ben: No? Why?
Liam: Today is National Punch a League of Legends Player Day!!!
National Punch a League of Legends Player Day by ihateleagueoflegends November 5, 2021
League of legends player
A fat unemployed 25 year old loser who sits on his ass all day living in his parent’s basement that smells like dog shit and farts all while playing the same disgusting “league of legends game”. His diet consists of pizza and sodas. This so called “gamer” is too fat and lazy to touch grass or even get up to go to the bathroom. He sleeps in his broken chair (broken because he’s so fat) and in his sleep he dreams about his dad loving him.
League of legends player by dhar woman July 19, 2022
League of Legends player
Someone who spends all their time bricked up over League skins with red-Cheeto dust on their fingers.
They have never interacted with a woman
They have never interacted with a woman
League of Legends player by BigMonkeyLover September 4, 2022
league of legends player
league of legends player by Andrew tat October 23, 2022
league of legends player
a garbaged human being in which they choose to play one of the worse MOBA games that the world has every developed, they choose to cyber bully and get cyber bullied simply because they are masochists for an inordinate amount of pain
OP: "that league of legends player over there is having a seizure"
F: "leave them, they play league of legends"
F: "leave them, they play league of legends"
league of legends player by bigfatjerseymikesubs January 24, 2022
League of legends player
A person who has played league of legends. They have a good life and some are even healthy. They are even celebrities who play esports
Guy 1: What are you playing.
Guy 2: league of legends player.
Guy 1: That’s cool. Shame bozos can stop stereotyping these people.
Guy 2: I know right?
Guy 2: league of legends player.
Guy 1: That’s cool. Shame bozos can stop stereotyping these people.
Guy 2: I know right?
League of legends player by Uctlkxttdxi December 15, 2022
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