(Set in a Florida Denny’s)
Waitress:
Come over here and see this, he looks too familiar. Isn’t he that pro wrestler dude?
Waiter:
In case you don’t know, his name’s Leati, he’s been a WWE champion for more than 1,000 days.
Waitress:
Okay, now I know why he looks so bulky.
Waitress:
Come over here and see this, he looks too familiar. Isn’t he that pro wrestler dude?
Waiter:
In case you don’t know, his name’s Leati, he’s been a WWE champion for more than 1,000 days.
Waitress:
Okay, now I know why he looks so bulky.
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Tom Tancredo just returned from a fact finding mission to Latinostan, which he described as a third world country.
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Person 1: The Latin Mass is very beautiful and solemn.
Person 2: But I couldn't hear the Priest at all. Also I was at the back so I couldn't even see what was going on.
Person 3: The new mass focuses on community and participation, like the early church, maybe the new mass doesn't have the solemness and beauty of the former but we can keep working on it.
RadTrad: You ALL don't even have the real mass anymore, you aren't real Catholics, the Pope is an imposter, and you all should be afraid because Jesus came to dispense justice just like the movie "Judge Dredd" (1995)
Person 1, 2, 3: You need help RadTrad.
Person 2: But I couldn't hear the Priest at all. Also I was at the back so I couldn't even see what was going on.
Person 3: The new mass focuses on community and participation, like the early church, maybe the new mass doesn't have the solemness and beauty of the former but we can keep working on it.
RadTrad: You ALL don't even have the real mass anymore, you aren't real Catholics, the Pope is an imposter, and you all should be afraid because Jesus came to dispense justice just like the movie "Judge Dredd" (1995)
Person 1, 2, 3: You need help RadTrad.
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