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A big Samoan guy who happens to be the head of his dinner table.
(Set in a Florida Denny’s)

Waitress:
Come over here and see this, he looks too familiar. Isn’t he that pro wrestler dude?

Waiter:
In case you don’t know, his name’s Leati, he’s been a WWE champion for more than 1,000 days.

Waitress:
Okay, now I know why he looks so bulky.
Leati by ManiacBrainiac7500 December 16, 2023
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Latinostan 

A semi-autonomous region in the south east portion of the state of Florida in the USA. Known formerly as Miami. Populated by the "Latinostani" ethnic group, to the detriment of all others.
Tom Tancredo just returned from a fact finding mission to Latinostan, which he described as a third world country.
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Latibule 

It means a cosy, safe place, hidden away from everyone which is special to you. It’s the sort of place where, on frory days, you can kick off your shoes and settle down in your huffle-buffs, maybe for a bit of firkytoodling or just to relax. See also Hibernacle.
Everyone should have a latibule so that they can get away from unwelcome demands on their time.
Latibule by AKACroatalin January 10, 2017

latin mass

The mass as celebrated by Latin rite Roman Catholics till ~1962 when the mass was reformed to what is called the 'ordinary form'. The (traditional) latin mass is sometimes called the Tridentine mass. The mass is in latin, mostly inaudible to the attenders, the priest faces away from the people, much more solemn and ritualistic. Now it tends to be an SSPX or RadTrad fixation who are ultra-conservative and ultra-traditional. Despite that there is some actual Roman Catholic usage, and increasing usage like with the Priestly Fraternity of Saint Peter, but it remains the 'extraordinary form'.
Person 1: The Latin Mass is very beautiful and solemn.

Person 2: But I couldn't hear the Priest at all. Also I was at the back so I couldn't even see what was going on.
Person 3: The new mass focuses on community and participation, like the early church, maybe the new mass doesn't have the solemness and beauty of the former but we can keep working on it.
RadTrad: You ALL don't even have the real mass anymore, you aren't real Catholics, the Pope is an imposter, and you all should be afraid because Jesus came to dispense justice just like the movie "Judge Dredd" (1995)

Person 1, 2, 3: You need help RadTrad.
latin mass by DragonCommentary December 3, 2020
Latifah is the most beautiful human being, she has the purest heart with the head of a genius, she has the prettiest face! Latifah is a keeper, we must protect her at all costs, protect your Latifah she deserves it.
Look at that beautiful/pretty/attractive/hot/cute alien! Her name is Latifah.
Latifah by aWeirdAssWeirdo April 18, 2019

Laetitia 

Laetitia can be the sweetest person you will ever meet she is really smart and is always there for you when you are feeling down about yourself,she tends to bring the happiness out of everyone. Laetitia is one of the greatest friend you can ever have. She the cutest smile in the world and she is super chill and fun to hang out with. If you know a laetitia make sure to never let her go.
Laetitia is my best friend
Laetitia by Kingballer29 April 24, 2018

latina temper 

The act of having compassion then yelling & being pissed off to crying in a matter of minutes, all while mantaining an attitude.
latina temper by LatinaTruth August 27, 2015
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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