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Me: Doctor, that fuck mark on my neck really hurts! Please get rid of it!
Doctor: How insulting! My name is Mark, and I cannot remove your tattoo!
Me: It's not a tattoo. It's from my girlfriend, dumbass.
Doctor: How insulting! My name is Mark, and I cannot remove your tattoo!
Me: It's not a tattoo. It's from my girlfriend, dumbass.
by ManiacBrainiac7500 January 11, 2023
Get the Fuck markmug. The song you sing during a good blowjob that makes the position a lot easier. Pedophiles and sex education teachers used to sing it to harass children. Now partners do it to play. It's easily mistaken for Hickey Picky, but that's a whole nother song.
(To start, we go back years apart to 1958. Mommy is teaching her new children how to cooperate.)
Miss Bitch: Alright, come out, out of timeout. It's playtime now, Richard!
Richard: But weren't we supposed to make a toast to sing my song, Bitchard?
Miss Bitch: That is absolutely, quite enthusiastically, right, son! Come, let's get it started so we can both enjoy what is for fun.
You put your mouth right in
You put your mouth right out
You put your mouth right in
And you suck it all about
You do the Hickey Dickey and you bite his fuckin' dick
That's how you lick and stick!
Miss Bitch: Alright, come out, out of timeout. It's playtime now, Richard!
Richard: But weren't we supposed to make a toast to sing my song, Bitchard?
Miss Bitch: That is absolutely, quite enthusiastically, right, son! Come, let's get it started so we can both enjoy what is for fun.
You put your mouth right in
You put your mouth right out
You put your mouth right in
And you suck it all about
You do the Hickey Dickey and you bite his fuckin' dick
That's how you lick and stick!
by ManiacBrainiac7500 November 12, 2020
Get the The Hickey Dickeymug. The song you sing during a good blowjob that makes the position a lot easier. Pedophiles and sex education teachers used to sing it to harass children. Now partners do it to play. It's easily mistaken for Hickey Picky, but that's a whole nother song.
(To start, we go back years apart to 1958. Mommy is teaching her new children how to cooperate.)
Miss Bitch: Alright, come out, out of timeout. It's playtime now, Richard!
Richard: But weren't we supposed to make a toast to sing my song, Bitchard?
Miss Bitch: That is absolutely, quite enthusiastically, right, son! Come, let's get it started so we can both enjoy what is for fun.
You put your mouth right in
You put your mouth right out
You put your mouth right in
And you suck it all about
You do the Hickey Dickey and you bite his fuckin' dick
That's how you lick and stick!
Miss Bitch: Alright, come out, out of timeout. It's playtime now, Richard!
Richard: But weren't we supposed to make a toast to sing my song, Bitchard?
Miss Bitch: That is absolutely, quite enthusiastically, right, son! Come, let's get it started so we can both enjoy what is for fun.
You put your mouth right in
You put your mouth right out
You put your mouth right in
And you suck it all about
You do the Hickey Dickey and you bite his fuckin' dick
That's how you lick and stick!
by ManiacBrainiac7500 November 12, 2020
Get the The Hickey Dickeymug. by ManiacBrainiac7500 March 6, 2023
Get the Blowjonmug. (Set in a Florida Denny’s)
Waitress:
Come over here and see this, he looks too familiar. Isn’t he that pro wrestler dude?
Waiter:
In case you don’t know, his name’s Leati, he’s been a WWE champion for more than 1,000 days.
Waitress:
Okay, now I know why he looks so bulky.
Waitress:
Come over here and see this, he looks too familiar. Isn’t he that pro wrestler dude?
Waiter:
In case you don’t know, his name’s Leati, he’s been a WWE champion for more than 1,000 days.
Waitress:
Okay, now I know why he looks so bulky.
by ManiacBrainiac7500 December 16, 2023
Get the Leatimug. The filthiest, nastiest, most disgusting word ever! Has a meaning so inappropriate it can't be described at all anywhere, even here. I'll stop talking about it.
by ManiacBrainiac7500 March 6, 2022
Get the cunnawhuckomug. by ManiacBrainiac7500 March 31, 2023
Get the wassymug.