Lazyistic

Someone who is really lazy

Oh jasmine is so lazyistic

by Becca615 October 10, 2016

lambistic

A person who is easily led on by others ....a fuckin follower and a fool

My bro is always controlled by his woman....he is a lambistic fuck

by WannaBros September 20, 2021

laggistic

Another way of saying "my computer sucks ass" while playing online games. But when used, it makes the speaker seem smarter than the geeks that are playing.

n00b6969: haha, rofl, omg, lol. i just PWN3D you n00b!!

i'll_totally_kick_ur_ass: no u didnt, my computer is just laggistic.

n00b696: WTF?!?!?!

by jewboy11505 March 1, 2008

Lazyitis

One who has the ability to do something, but just doesn't for whatever reason. In some severe cases , a person with lazyitis may even starve to death do the being too lazy to prepare food for themselves . It is not contagious, but however people with lazyitis tend to hang together and usually while sitting in a dirty living room because their bedrooms are too dirty to be inhabited.

Zack suffers from lazyitis. Once he shit himself because he was too lazy to go to the restroom

by BigDawgEnterprises December 17, 2018

Lazyitis

A condition that induces a severe lack of activity. Poor self motivation.

Made famous by the Madchester group Happy Mondays, on their "Bummed" EP.

It's 3pm and Charlie is still in bed, he's got lazyitis!

You haven't done the washing up properly, there's still gravy on this crockery! Why can't you do the washing up properly- have you got lazyitis again?

by Ancharlavy May 13, 2005

ladystick

A term used to define the penis of a transgendered man who is still in pre-op.

Also used when a woman (be she gay or straight) straps on a dildo.

Example one:

Dave: Doesn't Mark know that's a man?

Steve: It's alright. He'll get a big surprise when she pulls out her ladystick.

Example two:

Donna: Wow! I didn't realized Karen strapped it on...

Michelle: What, you mean her ladystick? Well how else is she suppose to level 5 her girlfriend?

by Jadairo July 2, 2008

Lazyitis

A person whom suffers from a severe case of lazyitis is ofter described as being a Scott.

Do you have lazyitis? Yes my name is Scott.

by Ahmed Mohammed al qaeda November 9, 2010