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Lazyistic • Lazyitis • laggistic • lambistic • Lapistic • Lautistic • lady stick • lay stick • Lazy article • lazy-itis-otis
laggistic
Another way of saying "my computer sucks ass" while playing online games. But when used, it makes the speaker seem smarter than the geeks that are playing.
n00b6969: haha, rofl, omg, lol. i just PWN3D you n00b!!
i'll_totally_kick_ur_ass: no u didnt, my computer is just laggistic.
n00b696: WTF?!?!?!
i'll_totally_kick_ur_ass: no u didnt, my computer is just laggistic.
n00b696: WTF?!?!?!
laggistic by jewboy11505 March 1, 2008
Lazyitis
One who has the ability to do something, but just doesn't for whatever reason. In some severe cases , a person with lazyitis may even starve to death do the being too lazy to prepare food for themselves . It is not contagious, but however people with lazyitis tend to hang together and usually while sitting in a dirty living room because their bedrooms are too dirty to be inhabited.
Lazyitis by BigDawgEnterprises December 17, 2018
Lazyitis
A condition that induces a severe lack of activity. Poor self motivation.
Made famous by the Madchester group Happy Mondays, on their "Bummed" EP.
Made famous by the Madchester group Happy Mondays, on their "Bummed" EP.
It's 3pm and Charlie is still in bed, he's got lazyitis!
You haven't done the washing up properly, there's still gravy on this crockery! Why can't you do the washing up properly- have you got lazyitis again?
You haven't done the washing up properly, there's still gravy on this crockery! Why can't you do the washing up properly- have you got lazyitis again?
Lazyitis by Ancharlavy May 13, 2005
ladystick
A term used to define the penis of a transgendered man who is still in pre-op.
Also used when a woman (be she gay or straight) straps on a dildo.
Also used when a woman (be she gay or straight) straps on a dildo.
Example one:
Dave: Doesn't Mark know that's a man?
Steve: It's alright. He'll get a big surprise when she pulls out her ladystick.
Example two:
Donna: Wow! I didn't realized Karen strapped it on...
Michelle: What, you mean her ladystick? Well how else is she suppose to level 5 her girlfriend?
Dave: Doesn't Mark know that's a man?
Steve: It's alright. He'll get a big surprise when she pulls out her ladystick.
Example two:
Donna: Wow! I didn't realized Karen strapped it on...
Michelle: What, you mean her ladystick? Well how else is she suppose to level 5 her girlfriend?
Lazyitis
Lazyitis by Ahmed Mohammed al qaeda November 9, 2010
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Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
Glippy
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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