Lapistic 

Hypocritical. Sanctimonious.

"Mrs. Sharma is always so lapistic when it comes to religious beliefs."
"The lapism displayed by the high schoolers was beyond comprehension."

Lapistic by Brettthedragonslayer2 March 26, 2024

Lapstick 

Lapstick is another term for dick. Usually used in place of the word dick or penis and also can be used as a nickname instead of using Dick.

Thats a big ass Lapstick Dawg!

Wasup Lapstick have any plans after school?

Lapstick by Nate Cakes November 13, 2011