Lazyitis 

One who has the ability to do something, but just doesn't for whatever reason. In some severe cases , a person with lazyitis may even starve to death do the being too lazy to prepare food for themselves . It is not contagious, but however people with lazyitis tend to hang together and usually while sitting in a dirty living room because their bedrooms are too dirty to be inhabited.

Zack suffers from lazyitis. Once he shit himself because he was too lazy to go to the restroom

Lazyitis by BigDawgEnterprises December 17, 2018

Lazyitis 

A condition that induces a severe lack of activity. Poor self motivation.

Made famous by the Madchester group Happy Mondays, on their "Bummed" EP.

It's 3pm and Charlie is still in bed, he's got lazyitis!

You haven't done the washing up properly, there's still gravy on this crockery! Why can't you do the washing up properly- have you got lazyitis again?

Lazyitis by Ancharlavy May 13, 2005

Lazyitis 

A person whom suffers from a severe case of lazyitis is ofter described as being a Scott.

Do you have lazyitis? Yes my name is Scott.

Lazyitis by Ahmed Mohammed al qaeda November 9, 2010

lazy-itis-otis 

A medical condition in which certain breeds of Canis familiaris (dogs) exhibit behavioral tendencies often associated with heavy inanimate objects stored in sacks. Common symptoms are lying down at the dog park instead of playing with other dogs, lying down during a walk, and/or lying down during a burglary.

There are no known cures.

A: How was your walk with Jerry (basset hound)?
B: Not so great, I had to drag him most of the way.
A: Wow, sounds like Jerry might have lazy-itis-otis. You should really be feeding him a vegan diet.
B: Shut up, Karen.

lazy-itis-otis by DCA1981 August 5, 2022