Layzin

The act of being blazed and lazy at the same time

I smoked so much last night I was straight up layzin

Layzin by Nathanbradford32 September 29, 2010

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Laying doggo

British slang for in bed, sick as a dog!

Nigel was laying doggo for a day after the public crawl!

Laying doggo by I, Wreckerrr October 18, 2016

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Layzin • laying pipe • laziness • Laying a cable • Layin • laying up • Laying Brick • laying eggs • Laying in bed • laying low

Long Term Laziness

Often abbreviated to simply “LTL” this majestic phrase is to explain oneself for doing something that is short term work for the eventual greater good of being lazy. For example one might be standing in a situation that calls for sitting. If one is doing this it’s quite clear that this genius is a lazy acumen for spotting that he’s going to arise very soon so he might as well remain standing as to not have to deal with the aggravating work of getting up. The term was first originated in 2008 by Vince Wilfork who was once told to take a knee but didn’t because “LTL”

Sammy: Yo why you standing bro?
Noah: Bro LTL you know you’re just going to have to stand right back up again
Sammy: That’s facts bro but what does LTL mean?
Noah: Long Term Laziness
Sammy: Aight Bet!

Long Term Laziness by weiny0402 January 18, 2019

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Pipe Laying Peter Packer

A raging male homosexual who would have sex with any man, voluntary or involuntary.

Anita: why is Joe chasing these guys in the park.
Ade: ah, he is just a crazed Pipe Laying Peter Packer
Anita: dear me, I need to stay away from him
Ade: dont worry, Peter Packer only likes men

Pipe Laying Peter Packer by BirkbeckPHDUM September 26, 2018