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Lawlsy 

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When something has potential enough to be laughed, Lawld,lold, rotfl, lmao,lmafo,and lolz, at. (etc)
Seth: hey, Man there is this kid who is a pathological liar lets see if we can catch him in a lie it will be Lawlsy.

Brian: haha yesss im in need of a good Lawl.
Lawlsy by G-baby009 March 8, 2010
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Cerebral lawlsy 

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LOL-ing to the point of attaining cerebral palsy.
"Jimmy's jokes about Mike Huckabee had me in cerebral lawlsy."
Cerebral lawlsy by Awesome. February 17, 2008
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Lawlsy • Cerebral lawlsy • lawsy • lawsyn • lawlsauce • Lawlsome • Lawls to the Walls • lawly • Lawlyer • lawlyiet

lawlyer 

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When someone laughs at something and defends why they are laughing because someone else is being a douche-bag and questioning his or her humor.
Brock : LOLLLLLL! Holy SHIT LOLLL!
Byrone : WTF? Why the hell are you laughing so much?
Brock : Nigga I'm a Lawlyer, calm the fuck down!
lawlyer by Bac Ho Muon Nam December 20, 2008

lawlsaur 

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a) replaces lol

b) is used by people that think using it will make themselves look gangster
1337swordoperator582: gu355 wh4t I d1d l45t night??!?!!

05imNOTn00bzorz10101: d1d j00 5tudy??!?!

1337swordoperator582: 70t4lly!!11!1

1337swordoperator582 & 50imNOTn00bzorz10101 (at the same time): LAWLSAUR!!!!!11!!!1!!

lawlsaur by losersquaredthatsme February 18, 2009
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lawlsuit 

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A lawlsuit is a frivolous lawsuit; one that makes everyone lawl. It is less vicious than giving someone a stevejob, as the primary intent of a stevejob is to screw someone over, whereas a lawlsuit is more about a desperate need to litigate in hopes of receiving a truckload of money.
"Judge Judy is a veritable goldmine of lawlsuits - just last week they featured a man suing his neighbour over a washing machine!"
lawlsuit by ckoowh March 6, 2010
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Lawlyer 

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Officially the word for someone who lol a lot. It is pronounced 'law-yer'
A : Lol lol lol lol lol!!!
B : What the hell? Why are you lol'ing so much?
A : I'm a lawlyer, dawg!
Lawlyer by Dong Chi Ho December 9, 2008
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lawls 

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The spoken word of LOLin a half-mockery usage
Comparable to "waffles" in relation to ROFL
Lawls! That's hilarious!
lawls by Birnsul January 17, 2006
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hobo loko

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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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