stevejob

To take an existing product, paint it glossy white, sell it for three times its worth and claim to have invented it.
an iPod is just an MP3 player that's been given a stevejob.
by Brandelf July 18, 2008
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Similar to a lawlsuit, when an individual or corporation gets sued in an unfair or frivolous manner, he is said to have gotten a stevejob.
A: "Did you hear? Apple is suing HTC for violating over 20 patents even though it's technically Google who infringed with their Android OS!"

B: "Man, Apple's giving HTC one helluva stevejob."
by ckoowh March 07, 2010
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stevejob

when an apple fan pleasures themself, or apple fan is carrying on about apple products
Oh look, John is giving himself a stevejob
by brampton78 October 10, 2011
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Guy 1: Last night Trisha came over. I wanted her to go downtown on me but instead she gave me a stevejob.

Guy 2: Sounds expensive...

Guy 1: It was... but now I feel so hip!
by navybluejeans January 06, 2012
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A stevejob is when a woman places an iPhone on their genitals and makes it vibrate, to the point of orgasm.
She was bored, so she took out her iPhone, put it on vibrate, and put it on her clit. When she was done climaxing, she got up, took a deep breath, and said, "That was one heck of a stevejob!"
by DrHocter February 08, 2012
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like a handjob, but done with a turtleneck
she was wearing a turtleneck, so she gave him a stevejob last night
by Quadruplay April 18, 2021
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stevejobbed

Burning your genitals on the underside of an Apple PowerBook.
"I was Googling in my underwear last night and got totally Stevejobbed."
by qma3x December 02, 2005
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