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A lawlsuit is a frivolous lawsuit; one that makes everyone lawl. It is less vicious than giving someone a stevejob, as the primary intent of a stevejob is to screw someone over, whereas a lawlsuit is more about a desperate need to litigate in hopes of receiving a truckload of money.
"Judge Judy is a veritable goldmine of lawlsuits - just last week they featured a man suing his neighbour over a washing machine!"
by ckoowh March 6, 2010
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Lawsuit Whore

A lawsuit whore is a person who sues for problems that are THEIR OWN FAULT. They have no common sense. Many of them have the reputation for being American; however it must be clarified that most Americans are not lawsuit whores and they believe in personal responsibility.
Apparently a burglar got trapped in a garage and had to survive on dog food; then he sued the homeowners and got money. What a lawsuit whore.

Anyone who spills coffee on themselves and sues the place where they bought the coffee is a major lawsuit whore.
by MissCaliBrownie April 8, 2010
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Lawsuit

Wealth transfer in the name of justice.
Criminal cases are about paying time for doing the crime; but civil lawsuits are just about an attempt at wealth transfer in the name of justice.
by IndySparkPlug January 11, 2011
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Little Dick Lawsuit

When you are a shitty politician who overcompensates by filing frivolous lawsuits in order to build your own name in the press.
There goes Louisiana Attorney General Jeff Landry filing another little dick lawsuit and wasting the state’s taxpayer money...again.
by DeminLa July 6, 2021
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Snatch Action Lawsuit

When a group of prostitutes sues one guy.
Cynthia: I hate that man, he robbed me and the sex wasn’t even good!
Patrica: I told him $30 for a blowie and he only gave me $29!
Charleen: Come on girls, let’s file a good ole snatch action lawsuit on accounts of cheap men and bad dick!
by Cock-monger_chris January 7, 2020
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lawsuit

Something vietnamese people do when they get into accidents.
I got into an accident with a vietmese lady and now she's trying to get as much money as she can out of my insurance by filing a LAWSUIT.
by Angry Victim April 24, 2006
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Lawsuit

It's what people recommend you wear if you're a lawyer, or you have a court date
I have to meet a client in 30 minutes, where'd I put my lawsuit?
by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018
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