A large muscular man wearing chain mail, kevlar, and plate armor all while wielding a Two-Handed Poleaxe. Referred to by most as God or Lawdaddy as his presence is enough to kill some of the strongest warriors in a battle. An expert in armed melee combat and can kill you almost instantaneously if you so much as run out of breath or attempt to attack him. Usually sent hate mail by angry villainous lawbreakers when punished.

Person: “I am going to go and stand in this area to regain some health and recover from my battle.”
Lawbringer: “Such heresy will not be tolerated. You violated article 3 of the law and will pay with your life!”

Lawbringer by gacatain May 3, 2020

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Lawbanger

Noun: A guy with a massive chode. He likes to slap things with his chode: like drums, gongs, xylophones, and pussies. He has a deep man voice.

Adj: To slap any object with your massive chode.

Lawbanger played an epic song by slapping the xylophone with his massive chode!

I Lawbangered her and she liked it!

Lawbanger by Rockman and Tiy July 23, 2011

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LawlBurger

A fat guy laughing as he eats his burger becoz he is so happy that he has got his burger. And as he does so, he spills half of what he is eating on his t-shirt and leaves a stain there that looks like the grossest thing ever, but he still laughs his arse off.

Fatty: ahahaha...LawlBurger!!!
you: wtf man!!! eat that shyt and shut up!!
Fatty: hahah..LawlBurger!!
you: damn!!! shut up!!
Fatty: lol..

LawlBurger by FaTpPlKiLlEr August 19, 2008

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Lowhunger

biggest hive e dater

whoa are they matching skins?
of course! that’s LowHunger!

Lowhunger by haahhahahahhahahahahhaha March 22, 2021

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lamburger

Fast Foods Ace in the Hole.

We ate one billion lamburgers, by the light of one hundered million tallow candles.

lamburger by Diamond One June 29, 2006

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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