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LawlBurger 

A fat guy laughing as he eats his burger becoz he is so happy that he has got his burger. And as he does so, he spills half of what he is eating on his t-shirt and leaves a stain there that looks like the grossest thing ever, but he still laughs his arse off.
Fatty: ahahaha...LawlBurger!!!
you: wtf man!!! eat that shyt and shut up!!
Fatty: hahah..LawlBurger!!
you: damn!!! shut up!!
Fatty: lol..
LawlBurger by FaTpPlKiLlEr August 19, 2008
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LawlBurger 

Asking for directions on how to perform anal to two guys at once with only using one cock.
I want a lawlburger, super size plz!

Come around to the front window, that will be two pounds of meat in a one pound bag. ty.
LawlBurger by Taeko Hentie April 25, 2006

lameburger 

Jeez, last weekend was lameburger.
lameburger by Sups October 18, 2004

Lolburger 

1 - A Burger of which, is made up of Sesame seeds of life, Fail Buns, Win Cheese and haxzor tomato sauce.

2 - A Person by the name of Laurence, Laurie or Lol. (or Cooper)

3 - A Person by the name of Jack, (aka Jackburger)

4 - Synonym for the word epic.

5 - Lolspeak
1 - McDonalds are cool, they make Lolburgers.

2 - Jack: Hi Lolburger

Laurence: On the run

3 - Laurence: Hi Jackburger

Jack: On the run

4 - D00D, TEH ROLLERCOSTA WAS LOLBURGER!
Lolburger by Shoopus June 26, 2009

lameburgers 

adj. Describes the magnitude of how lame something is. The phrase itself is lame, giving more emphasis to its applied use.
"She said she would text me back but I haven't heard anything for 2 weeks."

"That's so lameburgers!"
lameburgers by JT555 September 5, 2012

lamburger 

Fast Foods Ace in the Hole.
We ate one billion lamburgers, by the light of one hundered million tallow candles.
lamburger by Diamond One June 29, 2006

ladyburger

a burger made out of 100% human lady meat, can be served with a face.
"i'll have a ladyburger, no face"
ladyburger by lukemans October 27, 2008
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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