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Rotem Laufer
The PvP Minecraft god who knows java like a second language
He can 1 tap you with a stick
Because he is that fucking good!!!
You should worship him and call him your daddy (maybe not the last part)
He can 1 tap you with a stick
Because he is that fucking good!!!
You should worship him and call him your daddy (maybe not the last part)
Rotem Laufer by liran2121 November 2, 2021
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lauer button
1. n. A secret / hidden button that locks doors, lowers shades, and delays the destruction of a career.
lauer button by picc285 September 16, 2019
Loki Laufeyson
Adoptive son of Odin and Frigga. Adoptive brother of Thor. His true parents are Laufey and Farbauti, frost giants of the realm Jotenheim. Loki discovers he is a frost giant by coming in contact with the Casket of Ancient Winters in the first Thor movie. He is misunderstood, contrary to others thinking bad of him. He is incredibly attractive and is cunning and intelligent. He has an army of fangirls all over, especially on tumblr. He steals the hearts of Midgardian females with just a smile. He is mischievous. He is Loki. And Loki is awesome.
Loki Laufeyson by vero900 December 27, 2013
Laffer Taffer
A sexual act involving a woman or a man melting Laffy Taffy's directly into his or her anus. The burning, cult sensation was made popular in San Francisco night clubs in the early 80's by Bar Rescue star Jon Taffer.
"Hey, lets melt some Laffy Taffy in our butts before sex. I bet it burns nice, they did it in the 80's. Its called a Laffer Taffer."
Laffer Taffer by JustinFig November 25, 2011
Loki Laufeyson
The hottest marvel villain ever. He's adopted by a crusty old God and an amazing goddess named Frigga. He's really Elsa in disguise.
Loki Laufeyson can **** ** *** ***** * *** **** ***
Loki Laufeyson by mythandmarvel September 4, 2021
Ft. Lauderdale Mudslide
The Ft. Lauderdale Mudslide involves the following; one extra large adult diaper, and a heaping dose of laxatives. To carry out the act, two people engaged in coitus wear the same adult diaper an hour or so after consuming the laxatives. Ideally, during climax the fecal material should begin to leak thoroughly, coating the couple.
Ft. Lauderdale Mudslide by Ryan & Ben January 28, 2007
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
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proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.