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By far the weirdest example of a Prank Monkey ever to walk the Earth.

Loves pointy-teeth licking and eyelash sucking and has a particular penchant for monkey and grapes.

Also suffers from chocolate addiction.
She is such a Laffers
Laffers by Richie Baby May 19, 2004
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Laffer Taffer

A sexual act involving a woman or a man melting Laffy Taffy's directly into his or her anus. The burning, cult sensation was made popular in San Francisco night clubs in the early 80's by Bar Rescue star Jon Taffer.
"Hey, lets melt some Laffy Taffy in our butts before sex. I bet it burns nice, they did it in the 80's. Its called a Laffer Taffer."
Laffer Taffer by JustinFig November 25, 2011

james lafferty 

one of the hottest men walking!
Wudnt mind doing james lafferty tonite :P
james lafferty by steph April 19, 2005

james lafferty 

Id like to tap James Lafferty
james lafferty by Bam February 11, 2004

james lafferty 

The hottest, sexiest tv actor!! Girls everywhere are jealous that Bethany Joy Lenz gets to make out with this sexy guy all the time!! Nickname; Baby James!
Look at that guy, he's James Lafferty sexy!!

Larry Laffer 

If you are less than 20yrs old or dont like computer games you probably wont know who that guy is.
He was a crazy-ass wannabe player with an acrylic white suit that earned Sierra the reputation of the best adventure game maker in the 90s.
In the earlier versions of the game you actually had to type the commands as was the norm with all late 80s early 90s adventure games
Hello babe, I am Larry; Larry laffer
Larry Laffer by Neo-Geo June 12, 2004

lafferty 

A preferred bathroom of choice in a familiar environment (usually workplace) which is either further away than the designated bathroom intended to be used or off-limits for any reason such as gender. Often the journey to any lafferty involves clandestine tactics to avoid suspicions of those who have that bathroom rightfully designated to them.

When referring to a known majority preference amongst a group then it is referenced as "the lafferty"; otherwise, the possessive form "my lafferty" would be used.
Matt: Where are you off to so quickly?
Ian: Trying to sneak by the girl at the front desk so I can spend a few minutes in the lafferty. Do me a favor and explode something while I run by?
lafferty by mikethechoder June 12, 2010
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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