Definitions by Arphee

Saving the Bee's 

Saving the Bee's is a euphemism for masturbation inspired by the Pornhub Cares Beesexual charity event, in which money was donated for each Beesexual video watched on the site.

Tmaster: Why did it take you 45 minutes to respond?
Zodiac: Sorry fam, I was Saving the Bee's ;)
Tmaster: Fucking Degenerate...

Saving the Bee's by Arphee April 17, 2019

Lathrop's Law 

The principle that outlines how obstacles, inconveniences, and interruptions are most likely to occur at the least opportune time.

Me: I leave for work an hour before I'm due to clock in so i have about 20 minutes in case anything happens on the way in.

Co Worker: So then how did you wind up 10 minutes late today?

Me: I left 10 minutes later than i normally would courtesy of my cat- but the accident on I-95 is what really screwed me.

Co Worker: Lathrop's Law my friend, you plan, fate laughs.

Lathrop's Law by Arphee January 25, 2019

Electabuzzing 

Electabuzzing is when you press a stun gun against the taint of your partner just before or during climax while yelling "Electabuzz used Thunderpunch!" or "You don not have enough badges to train me!"

I thought things were going well until Elesa began Electabuzzing me during training.

Electabuzzing by Arphee September 7, 2016

Seeling 

Seeling is when you create an air-tight ring of suction around a womans clit while roughly and wildly licking it until she climaxes. It is customary to shout "You do not have enough badges to train me." before finishing your partner off in this manner.

During my last round with Misty i thought i was going to blow first, but i wound up Seelingthe deal.

Seeling by Arphee September 6, 2016

Boulder Badge 

The Boulder Badge is awarded to a pokemon trainer when they demonstrate they have enough experience and Pokesex entries related to staying rock solid under severe pressure, and delivering hard, powerful performance in the process.

Last Comic-con i failed to get my Boulder Badge when the crowd gave me performance anxiety.

Boulder Badge by Arphee September 6, 2016