lathe
A hellish piece of machinery that if given the chance will kill you if your lucky and grind your face off and rip out your scalp if you're not lucky
lathe by Goose McBruce November 29, 2018
lathe
The lathe is a degrading sexual position to any female who is fucked in the ass/pussy doggystyle, whilst on all fours sucking another dudes cock and at the same time another guy is wanking over top of her. A lathe is very closely related to a spitroast
The orginial term lathe is where a person is hacking into wood that is pivoted on two ends with his chisel. In the sexually degrading version, the chisel is a mans penis and rather than hacking into it he is wanking onto the female. The pivots on two ends are the "traditional spitroast".
There are a few rules assosciated with a lathe:
1. No crossing swords.
2. When eye contact is made a high five must be given.
3. Which dude will recieve the blowjob, which guy will fuck her doggy and which one(s) wank over top, must be prederteremined before the spitroast.
This is to avoid the complicated situations when all males only wish to get oral from a less than average female, or when all wish to fuck a rare 'honey' that can be conned into a lathe.
A typical lathe involves two males pivoting the female on the ends, with one wanking over top. However more males can chip in with the 'lathe' action by wanking over top as well. When this occurs typically they are on opposite sides, and if there are 3 or more males wanking, they can either alternate sides or have a rotation system.
The orginial term lathe is where a person is hacking into wood that is pivoted on two ends with his chisel. In the sexually degrading version, the chisel is a mans penis and rather than hacking into it he is wanking onto the female. The pivots on two ends are the "traditional spitroast".
There are a few rules assosciated with a lathe:
1. No crossing swords.
2. When eye contact is made a high five must be given.
3. Which dude will recieve the blowjob, which guy will fuck her doggy and which one(s) wank over top, must be prederteremined before the spitroast.
This is to avoid the complicated situations when all males only wish to get oral from a less than average female, or when all wish to fuck a rare 'honey' that can be conned into a lathe.
A typical lathe involves two males pivoting the female on the ends, with one wanking over top. However more males can chip in with the 'lathe' action by wanking over top as well. When this occurs typically they are on opposite sides, and if there are 3 or more males wanking, they can either alternate sides or have a rotation system.
Hustler #1: Would you be keen for a spitroast baby?
Babe: Sure thing but there is more than two of you so howsabout we turn it into a lathe?
Hustler #2: Deal
Hustler #3: Sure
Hustler #1: Shotgun being the chisel in the lathe!
Babe: Sure thing but there is more than two of you so howsabout we turn it into a lathe?
Hustler #2: Deal
Hustler #3: Sure
Hustler #1: Shotgun being the chisel in the lathe!
lathe by Hustleroni October 21, 2005
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Lathe cut
Lathe Cut is a dubplate where the sound is cut directly into a blank vinyl disc instead of acetate. Lathe cuts are as durable as pressed vinyl records. Lathe cuts can be played thousands of times vs a dubplate which get around 50 plays before the groove is ruined. The sound quality depends on the type of equipment used and skill level of the engineer. Lathe Cuts are considered to be the Polaroid of vinyl because they are instant vinyl records. Lathe cuts are favored by turntablists.
Lathe cut by lilvinylrichie January 23, 2019
swedish nut lathe
AKA adjustable wrench, crescent spanner, monkey wrench or nut fucker.
technical properties: perfectly rounds of any edge on nut, bolt or cap.
technical properties: perfectly rounds of any edge on nut, bolt or cap.
-What happened to the bronze cap on that tank?
-i dont know but i saw the apprentice walking around with the 30" swedish nut lathe
-i dont know but i saw the apprentice walking around with the 30" swedish nut lathe
swedish nut lathe by cockford ollie October 25, 2020
Late Night Lenny
A late night lenny is a term used to describe an individual who comes out of hiding in the darkness of night. They are most likely to believe in aliens and any conspiracy theory that is topical at the time. Whilst claiming to be the friend of everyone, secretly, under the spell of the Uncle Cunty, they plot the demise of the local repeaters. Whilst sometimes confused with a cockroach, a late night lenny is different in that they will not survive if put into a microwave oven.
You're such a late night lenny.
Q. How many late night lennys does it take to change a light globe? A. No one knows because when the light comes on they all scatter.
Q. How many late night lennys does it take to change a light globe? A. No one knows because when the light comes on they all scatter.
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a minute late or a second slow
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I’ll see you at the crossroads.
I’ll see you at the crossroads.
There in only one end for a hard man no matter how good he is: one day he will be a minute late or a second slow and he will die with iron in his hand and lead in his body.
a minute late or a second slow by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 13, 2023
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