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last by jeff ham January 20, 2008
LAST is an acronym for Latino American Standard Time. There are essentially three guiding principles behind LAST.

1.) To be “on time” means one can show up at any point up to 1 hour after the agreed upon time.
2.) If one arrives between 1 hour up to 2 hours after, it’s “cutting it close”.

3.) Lastly, if one arrives anytime after 2 hours they are officially “late”, and any time before the agreed upon time qualifies them as a “lunatic” (or any other variant of this word).

e.g.) If the agreed upon time is 12:00 pm: one arrives “on time” between 12:00 pm and 1:00 pm, “cutting it close” would be between 1:00 pm and 2:00 pm, arriving any time after 2:00 pm is “late”, and arriving any time before 12:00 pm makes one a “lunatic”.
(Boss:) I’ve noticed that you’ve been coming in way past an hour late to work every day consistently for the last few weeks.

(Fulano:) Sorry, I’m not sure I understand what you’re talking about.
(Boss:) Do you not see everybody else working? Work started over an hour ago! You just show up, equipped with your Starbucks, over an hour late as if you don’t have a job to do?!
(Fulano:) Surely not! I would never show up late!
(Boss:) So even though work started over an hour ago you’re not late?
(Fulano:) Ohhhh, I think I understand the problem now. I’ve been in LAST for about two or three weeks.

(Boss:) Oh, that makes a lot of sense now! Sorry for getting upset, you know how passionate I am about my job as your boss.
(Fulano:) It’s completely okay, apology accepted. I’m glad we could move past our differences.
(Boss:) Me too, thank you for keeping my ego in check.
(Fulano:) My pleasure.
LAST by dumbboy69 November 27, 2019
(adj) representing the worst of something. horrible, repulsive, disgusting, annoying, bad idea, indication that if the world was ending in an hour this is the "last" of that item that you would want to be dealing with.

Can also be used as an expression of disgust or hatred.

(noun) the worst, lamest, epitome of a chauncey.

Abbreviation: Lau
Dude, that chick is soo last.

Last! I don't want to go see "In Her Shoes" again Brendan.

Bros, you know that chauncey Johnny Four Fingers? He's the last.

Lau!
Last by Johnny Two Bags May 18, 2007
Nikki Haley's nickname for Jordan Thomas Cooper used in her first book.
Last was the first minority intern to be promoted to a senior staffer (Constituent Correspondent) in SC’s history.
Last by Coop Dupe December 7, 2019

Last Samurai Syndrome

Non-Japanese people who think they are only ones who can save Japan from any criticism of the country as mild as it could be.
"That's a very funny looking bath tub" - Buddymate
"Yeah and that bee larvae is disgusting" - Boring In Japan
"Respect the culture!" - Random Weeb
"What's with him?" - Buddymate
"He has Last Samurai Syndrome" - Boring in Japan

Last Exam Syndrome 

A worldwide student condition that makes one completely unmotivated and unproductive in the time leading up to and during one's final exam. Procrastination reaches unchartable levels and everything except actual studying is done. During the exam writing tends to be rambling and illegible and 95% of cases leave their exam early, even if what they have written isn't up to usual standard/they've written too little for good marks.
"Dude! Your exam starts in three hours; why are you making an elephant out of old macaroni?"
"It's my last exam of the semester - I have Last Exam Syndrome."
Last Exam Syndrome by Desastre November 19, 2013
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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
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