Last Call

When the bitches get better looking

Shit it's last call time to find the bitches that look like a 10 at 2 then you wakeup at 10 with a 2

by The first mongo December 30, 2016

Last Call

(N.) Anti-Weed. It's usually when it's time for Bartenders to close things up, but it's more recently a crap show hosted by America Youth's Massive Tool, Carson Daly. Is this really something to keep you awake at 1:35 am? It'll put to sleep faster than a Saturday Night Live Movie.

Last Call with Carson Daly tonight had Carmen Electra, Kermit the Frog, 50 Cent, and Godzilla on. And after a double weed dose, I STILL fell asleep!

by G-Union January 12, 2004

Last Call

worst late night talk show ever, even worse than Chevy Chase's old show

by Alex January 27, 2003

last call

A crappy show hosted by Carson Daly that my friends and I have renamed "Tool Time". The show sucks!

Me: "What the fuck are you watching."
Unknowing friend: "Last Call with Carson Daly"
Me: "You mean Tool time?"

by DEEZ February 26, 2004

last call

A person so homely they are only hit-on after last call.

"Jason is so desperate, he's trying to pick-up that last call at the end of the bar!"

by Tho3m November 15, 2007

Last(-)Call

v. To knock over the other team's curling stones used with single, etc
1n. (Slang) A curling stone
2n. An instance of last-calling the other team

1. Dude this bloody jjjjjjj just last-called me too far like WTF Boom!
2. Get your last calls as close to the middle as possible
3. I am going to finish them with last calls
Last(-)Call

by Fuckout March 11, 2019

Last call

Hitting the girl you are with in the back of the head with the butt end of one of the Buck Hunter guns at a bar, knocking her out.

"When was the last time you had sex?"

"Does me last calling that chick last night count..."

"No."

"Then I don't know, haha."

by CMuscle July 10, 2009