Laser Beams
adj. in the cool. used to describe a particular situation, sometimes used as a descriptor for individual people or objects.
Laser Beams by Noah J. October 5, 2006
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shitting laser beams
When a person eats too much mexican food and upon the time of defecation the subject's feces which is expelled is so extreme and concentrated that the heat is not unlike a "laser-beam".
shitting laser beams by Mr. Kettleman February 13, 2010
sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads
1. From the old Austin Powers movie, the awesome quote by Dr. Evil.
2. An exclamation of pain and anger, almost at the point of giving up, but still trying to make it work
2. An exclamation of pain and anger, almost at the point of giving up, but still trying to make it work
As Dr. Evil eloquently says in the old movie Austin Powers: International Man of Myster:
"You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have? "
" got 2 exams coming up, and yet this douche-bag from my history class keeps calling me up to go hang out with him. And add to that the fact that my car's tire is flat, and on top of that I got blue-balls like nobody's business. Sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!"
"You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have? "
" got 2 exams coming up, and yet this douche-bag from my history class keeps calling me up to go hang out with him. And add to that the fact that my car's tire is flat, and on top of that I got blue-balls like nobody's business. Sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!"
sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads by Adel7 December 28, 2007
Dynamite with a laser beam
1. Lyrics from the song "Killer Queen" by the band Queen.
2. Another term used as a synonym to "awesome." Awesome in such a way that it is frightening or alarming.
3. Forward or intimidating.
2. Another term used as a synonym to "awesome." Awesome in such a way that it is frightening or alarming.
3. Forward or intimidating.
Dynamite with a laser beam by Avian.Crane July 23, 2009
yellow laser beam
yellow laser beam by Jedi.Ain August 31, 2006
Laser Beam
Laser Beam by Moultrup October 9, 2008
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