Laser Beams

adj. in the cool. used to describe a particular situation, sometimes used as a descriptor for individual people or objects.

Man! It's laser beams out there!

See him? That guy is totally laser beams.

by Noah J. October 5, 2006

Laser Beam

A Laser Beam is another word for a joint.

While smoking a joint with friends, one might say "Dude, pass me the laser beam"

by Moultrup October 9, 2008

shitting laser beams

When a person eats too much mexican food and upon the time of defecation the subject's feces which is expelled is so extreme and concentrated that the heat is not unlike a "laser-beam".

"Dude let's not eat at Taco Bell, last time I had some I was shitting laser beams,"

by Mr. Kettleman February 13, 2010

brown laser beam

liquefied shit

my arse was bubbling and i sit down on the toilet and a jet of liquefied shit shot out my ass like a brown laser beam

by spaff61 November 30, 2011

Dynamite with a laser beam

1. Lyrics from the song "Killer Queen" by the band Queen.

2. Another term used as a synonym to "awesome." Awesome in such a way that it is frightening or alarming.

3. Forward or intimidating.

"Tell me... why are people afraid of me?" "Because you're dynamite with a laser beam."

by Avian.Crane July 23, 2009

yellow laser beam

A yellow laser beam is a stream of freshly urinated piss.

Was surprised when I open my mouth and recieved a steaming mouthful of yellow laser beam.

by Jedi.Ain August 31, 2006

yellow laser beam

A yellow laser beam is a stream of freshly urinated piss.

Was surprised when I open my mouth and recieved a steaming mouthful of yellow laser beam.

by Jedi.Ain August 31, 2006