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shitting laser beams

When a person eats too much mexican food and upon the time of defecation the subject's feces which is expelled is so extreme and concentrated that the heat is not unlike a "laser-beam".
"Dude let's not eat at Taco Bell, last time I had some I was shitting laser beams,"

sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads 

1. From the old Austin Powers movie, the awesome quote by Dr. Evil.

2. An exclamation of pain and anger, almost at the point of giving up, but still trying to make it work
As Dr. Evil eloquently says in the old movie Austin Powers: International Man of Myster:
"You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have? "

" got 2 exams coming up, and yet this douche-bag from my history class keeps calling me up to go hang out with him. And add to that the fact that my car's tire is flat, and on top of that I got blue-balls like nobody's business. Sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!"

brown laser beam 

liquefied shit
my arse was bubbling and i sit down on the toilet and a jet of liquefied shit shot out my ass like a brown laser beam
brown laser beam by spaff61 November 30, 2011

Dynamite with a laser beam 

1. Lyrics from the song "Killer Queen" by the band Queen.

2. Another term used as a synonym to "awesome." Awesome in such a way that it is frightening or alarming.

3. Forward or intimidating.
"Tell me... why are people afraid of me?" "Because you're dynamite with a laser beam."

yellow laser beam 

A yellow laser beam is a stream of freshly urinated piss.
Was surprised when I open my mouth and recieved a steaming mouthful of yellow laser beam.
yellow laser beam by Jedi.Ain August 31, 2006

Laser Beam 

A Laser Beam is another word for a joint.
While smoking a joint with friends, one might say "Dude, pass me the laser beam"
Laser Beam by Moultrup October 9, 2008