Skip to main content

Lapslacker

A person who avoids working by pretending to be busy using their laptop.
That guy has been here all afternoon but I’m not sure what he is working on; probably just another useless lapslacker from Marketing.
Lapslacker by Eddie Gee December 14, 2016
Related Words
Lapola Lapolamue lapflap Lapland layola Lazola Laplante Latolato Lauola Labola
To relax with your laptop in your lap.
Aww man, yesterdays swingers-goth-orgy was exhausting so i'm just going to laplax all day.
laplax by Huge Monster Clock February 29, 2016
A prank where you quickly close someone's laptop when they're not expecting it or in the middle of working with it. Ideally the laptop is set to hibernate or shut down when the lid is closed so they have to then reboot their computer.

Best practice is to shout 'Awww, lapslap!' when lapslapping someone.
"Fuck, I just got lapslapped and my computer takes ages to restart... and I didn't save my essay."
Lapslap by David Letterman 1234 March 11, 2009

lappland 

A crazy ass bitch in Arknights that have white hairs, long, pale skin, juicy lap and have a Texas-con
-Damn Lappland kinda hot
-bRuH she's cray cray
lappland by Wjbu herold September 26, 2020
Located in Northern Finland, the Province of Lapland covers and area of 150,000 square miles, or one third of Finland's total area. The region lies mostly within the Arctic Circle. However its climate is relatively mild for its location. The average temperature in January is -15 C, while the temperature in July averages +14C. The temperature can drop to -40C in the winter and reach +30C in the summer.

Santa lives on a fell called Korvatunturi (Ear Mountain) in the municipality of Savukoski. Santa can´t live on the North Pole because there isn´t anything to eat for his reindeer there. But in Finnish Lapland a reindeer is a very common animal and it has a lot of food there. There are about 200 000 reindeer in Finland. Eagles, foxes, swans and wood grouse are other common animals. The spruce is the most common tree in Lapland. Wild cloudberry and Arctic bramble are the two most highly valued berries of Lapland. Lapland is a paradise for all nature lovers!

Lapland is home of the HOLY CRAP, SANTA! Tours, Santa and snowflakes.

There's not much to do there, but it's still better than Norway.
Where can you see Santa?
Only in Lapland.
Come to Lapland we've got Santa.
lapland by yamato December 29, 2004
The epitome of laziness and a totally anti-social person at certain points in time. Even though this may be the situation, a LaPolla is almost always a reliable good friend...when he's around.
1. "Hey does he want to hang out tonight?"
"No, for some reason he's been a total LaPolla lately"

2. "Dude why won't you answer your phone....you're still not going to answer it are you?....hello....at least respond to a text. COME ON. Of course! I forgot you were in a LaPolla mood today"
LaPolla by Movies April 10, 2009